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[–] CPMSP@midwest.social 1 points 3 hours ago

OG Jesse Custer from The Preacher comic series, not the sanitized version from the series.

[–] lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 hours ago

NΓ€usicaa of the Valley of the Wind

[–] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 14 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)
[–] Fenrisulfir@lemmy.ca 4 points 15 hours ago

Bill Cipher

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 7 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 hours ago

She would hate that so much

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 4 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

Jesus of Nazareth

[–] Know_not_Scotty_does@lemmy.world 67 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Uncle Iroh, but post general/fire lord.

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 hours ago

I was gonna say, you've got to be real careful about your timeline there

[–] morphballganon@mtgzone.com 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I thought Iroh never held the title of Fire Lord

[–] WhatsTheHoldup@lemmy.ml 7 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

That is outrageous! It's unfair!

[–] Timecircleline@sh.itjust.works 2 points 48 minutes ago

I'm pretty sure he turned it down?

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 52 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (5 children)

Captain planet.

Maybe we'd finally actually do something about climate change and for an extra special bonus we get to see him kick the shit out of the likes of the Koch's and whatever demon spawn runs Nestle.

Side note: mufasa is my namesake! I'm just so super creative and ran it backwards lol

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 points 19 minutes ago

TexasDrunk maybe a hero! Really can't tell unless he's driving near zero!

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[–] Zombiepirate@lemmy.world 34 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hermes Conrad. He's got a level head and knows his way around a bureaucracy.

Idk I kinda like being able to take a shit without having to fill out a form every time.

[–] HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Winnie the Pooh for the irony

You know, cause they keep calling some other head of State that

[–] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago

This will be an interesting meeting.

Jessica Rabbit.

All those "women can't be president" douchebags would shut the fuck up and start becoming "nice guys" which would be cringy but at least it would get them to stop sabotaging the rest of us.

[–] mark@social.cool110.xyz 14 points 1 day ago

@Melatonin Since you lot can't be trusted I'm calling in Princess Twilight Sparkle to take you back to a monarchy.

The coyote from Road Runner. He comes up with plans, some simple, some complex, and they always fail to work. Oh wait…

[–] bizzle@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Keith David's president from Rick and Morty, because of the soothing baritone.

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[–] haui_lemmy@lemmy.giftedmc.com 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Nice try big politics! You wont get my opinion!

Joking, I'd vote for the roadrunner.

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[–] sanguinepar@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] Alaik@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Brother she would be perfectly happy with Trump as president as long as that bitch Trudy Beekman lost all of her savings first.

If anyone from the archer cast is president im going Lana > Cyril > Pam > Krieger (The last would ensure our destruction, but we would certainly go out in a memorable way).

Both of the archers are right up there with Cheryl/Carol/Charlene for piss poor candidacy.

[–] uuldika@lemmy.ml 1 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

we're headed for Barry though. 😞

[–] Alaik@lemmy.zip 3 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

Eh.... idk man. Barry was redeemable at the end and barring a few cases, was surprisingly competent. Pretty sure we got spray tan Cheryl. (Nepo baby, you're never sure if theyre on drugs or just severely mentally deficient, and definitely unironically uses the phrase, "the poors")

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[–] cattywampas@lemm.ee 14 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I'm going to cheat a little and say Captain Kirk from Star Trek TAS

He is from Iowa. But Spock would be a good Secretary of State (McCoy should be vice president to get the Southern vote).

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[–] redditigon@lemm.ee 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

King Julien. No one comes close.

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[–] Chip_Rat@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Princess Caroline. She can make deals, is passionate about her work but also her family. She would make this country function and function well and she'd never stop till it was done.

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