Ah yes because Jesus was known for his condescending, judgmental attitudes against others.
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Is Jesus God? Because God had some pretty shitty things to say about women and gay folk. π€·ββοΈ
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Nah. They're shopping for a third.
More specifically, a handmaid.
What type of... handjobs?
The kind of jobs where you use your hands to do all of their housework for them for free while bearing the husband's children.
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...may the lord open
Blessed be the fruit.
Nah, they're Mormons. They're actually this crazy
Can bukake be used as a baptism if it happens in a church?
The church I grew up believed in immersion, not sprinkling. It's not a no, but it's gonna be more difficult.
Logistical problems aside, if itβs a non-Newtonian fluid, itβs going to be an issue.
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Thank you, Internet.
What the fuck
Well itβs obvious Becca wants to open up and be filled with the Holy Spirit, and that got me thinking.
Letβs face it, that question has probably been at least thought of by Catholic priests before.
Spencer definitely wants to film his wife being nailed by another man
He wants to be the one to jump on the bed.
We can only assume that if soaking isn't premarital sex, then it can't be extramarital sex either.
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The sound like the second most insufferable couple ever, right after the couple that is going through a very public breakup right now.
Cum with us!
my partner and I did some butthole fingering at midnight up against a church the year we started dating
weβve been together for 13 years
thank you jesus
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I'll go to your church, you come to my orgy. Fair is fair, right?
Imagine the uproar if you went to a church and said "you're so prudish, you need to fuck more, come to Tinder."
Joseph Smith: "No need to make them exclusive."
Oh sweet summer child.
The church IS the orgy. Now here, have some Kool aid, we're going to see the face of God together.
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No thanks, Satan gave me a good deal for mine.
Weird way of looking for a threesome with another threesome but okay.
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If I saw this in the wild, I'd immediately hire the most attractive single person I could find to reply to this ad, go to church with them, and low-key try to have sex with either/both of them on the side
I'm willing to go to church on her, not interested in the guy though
As long as you only soak it, he won't be able to object.
i dont care if you call him "little extra jesus", spencer, PUT HIM AWAY IN CHURCH
Disgusting.
I've got nothing against their kind per se, but do they have to shove it down our throats?
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The problem is they are Mormon so they canβt save your soul
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