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Becca and Spencer and some faint gray streaks on white background.
Nah. They're shopping for a third.
More specifically, a handmaid.
What type of... handjobs?
The kind of jobs where you use your hands to do all of their housework for them for free while bearing the husband's children.
Nah, they're Mormons. They're actually this crazy
Spencer definitely wants to film his wife being nailed by another man
He wants to be the one to jump on the bed.
We can only assume that if soaking isn't premarital sex, then it can't be extramarital sex either.
I'll go to your church, you come to my orgy. Fair is fair, right?
Imagine the uproar if you went to a church and said "you're so prudish, you need to fuck more, come to Tinder."
Joseph Smith: "No need to make them exclusive."
Ah yes because Jesus was known for his condescending, judgmental attitudes against others.
Can bukake be used as a baptism if it happens in a church?
The church I grew up believed in immersion, not sprinkling. It's not a no, but it's gonna be more difficult.
Logistical problems aside, if it’s a non-Newtonian fluid, it’s going to be an issue.
We'll deal with them walking on it if and when it happens
I am church contracted cum supplier, noseplugs sold separately
If I saw this in the wild, I'd immediately hire the most attractive single person I could find to reply to this ad, go to church with them, and low-key try to have sex with either/both of them on the side
my partner and I did some butthole fingering at midnight up against a church the year we started dating
we’ve been together for 13 years
thank you jesus
It's called the loophole!
If the loophole works it means God is okay with gay sex
Why do you think he put the prostate up there? 🤭
Weird way of looking for a threesome with another threesome but okay.
The sound like the second most insufferable couple ever, right after the couple that is going through a very public breakup right now.
i dont care if you call him "little extra jesus", spencer, PUT HIM AWAY IN CHURCH
No thanks, Satan gave me a good deal for mine.
Disgusting.
I've got nothing against their kind per se, but do they have to shove it down our throats?