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[–] underwire212@lemm.ee 52 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Ah yes because Jesus was known for his condescending, judgmental attitudes against others.

[–] madcaesar@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago (4 children)

Is Jesus God? Because God had some pretty shitty things to say about women and gay folk. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

that would be an ecumenical matter

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[–] underwire212@lemm.ee 3 points 6 days ago

The Old Testament, to me at least, is essentially worthless. It has likely been mistranslated and misinterpreted over the many, many centuries of its existence to the point where its original meaning (if it had any in the first place) is gone.

The NT is at least more readable and contains quite a bit of wisdom. Message is pretty simple: essentially, love and forgive others. Which we could all do more of, especially in this day and age.

What I don’t necessarily agree with is needing obedience to a central dogma or organized religion…I think the only thing that matters is how you live your life and treat others. Doesn’t matter the religion, or lack of religion. We are all equal.

[–] bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

That's the thing about Jesus. He was sent to earth to finally be nice to humans by his vengeful, controlling father, as a gesture of reconciliation.

[–] madcaesar@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

God sounds like a massive piece of shit.

Women must be subservient to men! Stone the gays! You can own human beings as property!

JK! LOL Here's my son, you can torture him to death in a horrific fashion, so we're cool, right?

No man.... We're pretty damn far from cool....

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[–] Zip2@feddit.uk 42 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (4 children)

Can bukake be used as a baptism if it happens in a church?

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 8 points 6 days ago (2 children)

The church I grew up believed in immersion, not sprinkling. It's not a no, but it's gonna be more difficult.

[–] Zip2@feddit.uk 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Logistical problems aside, if it’s a non-Newtonian fluid, it’s going to be an issue.

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[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Now there's a brand new sentence (probably)

nah I bet you could find a dozen death metal bands with that as the lyrics

[–] knightmare1147@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

Thank you, Internet.

[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] Zip2@feddit.uk 13 points 6 days ago

Well it’s obvious Becca wants to open up and be filled with the Holy Spirit, and that got me thinking.

Let’s face it, that question has probably been at least thought of by Catholic priests before.

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 39 points 6 days ago (2 children)

my partner and I did some butthole fingering at midnight up against a church the year we started dating

we’ve been together for 13 years

thank you jesus

My first time was while vandalizing a church. Yeah it was pretty great. Be this couple's unicorn.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

If the loophole works it means God is okay with gay sex

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 3 points 5 days ago

Why do you think he put the prostate up there? 🀭

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 31 points 6 days ago

The sound like the second most insufferable couple ever, right after the couple that is going through a very public breakup right now.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 34 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Weird way of looking for a threesome with another threesome but okay.

[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

"Come with us!"

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 16 points 6 days ago

Cum with us!

[–] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago

No thanks, Satan gave me a good deal for mine.

[–] dylanmorgan@sh.itjust.works 28 points 6 days ago (2 children)
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[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 18 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I'm willing to go to church on her, not interested in the guy though

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Give him a chance. He just wants to watch.

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Fine by me, I'll teach him a few things like finding the clitoris

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 4 points 6 days ago

OK but that's not her name.

[–] BenLeMan@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

As long as you only soak it, he won't be able to object.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Becca and Spencer and some faint gray streaks on white background.

[–] RedAggroBest@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago (5 children)

What is it with Mormons and the name Becca? If I count all the Mormon Beccas I've met, then counted this girl, she wouldn't even be on counted on my hands.

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