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[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 15 hours ago
[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 5 points 12 hours ago

"Mother, I require sustenance."

[–] AbnormalHumanBeing@lemmy.abnormalbeings.space 78 points 21 hours ago (5 children)

Fun fact: Those weird paintings of Jesus as an "adult baby" are actually intentional. This was an attempt at representing that in the interpretation of the time, Jesus entered this world already fully perfected/divine, without having to have gone through an "imperfect" phase.

[–] MBM@lemmings.world 21 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] yesman@lemmy.world 25 points 20 hours ago

Also, the visages were of real men. Often the patrons of the painter or someone else to be honored.

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 9 points 19 hours ago

Imagine giving birth to that.

[–] Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca 7 points 20 hours ago

Counterpoint: look at those hands. Maybe they just weren't great at some things.

I'd believe they mastered lighting and painting techniques over accurate physical representation more than "Jesus was a perfect middle aged nippleless man with fucked up hands and that's represented perfectly here"

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 4 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

I can't think of a single baby oil painting that looks like a baby but maybe I'm remembering wrong or they were all jesus idk

[–] MelodiousFunk@startrek.website 11 points 19 hours ago

Huh, I didn't know people anyone even painted with baby oil.

[–] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world 8 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

During the Renaissance, there were certainly a lot of the weirdly adult baby Jesus paintings, but there were also realistic examples from the time (that one is Raphael, one of the great masters).

[–] lautre@jlai.lu 4 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Look at painting of cherubims.

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 5 points 14 hours ago

JD Vance looking motherfuckers

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 29 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (2 children)

I mean, Wallace Shawn does look a bit like a baby. Could have had a worse model.

[–] makyo@lemmy.world 7 points 17 hours ago

There are a lot of babies who look like old men and vice versa

[–] Dr_Box@lemmy.world 7 points 17 hours ago

Both of my kids looked just like that when they were born

[–] EvilBit@lemmy.world 22 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] klemptor@startrek.website 6 points 19 hours ago

Oh my god I forgot all about Mallory Ortberg's interpretations of monk paintings! I used to love these.

Unrelated but she once wrote something like "everyone knows that to properly make a bed, you need to circle it like a shark" and the truth of that has stuck with me ever since. Why is my brain like this haha

[–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 8 points 18 hours ago

Video game designers still do the same for the child NPC's

[–] Stomata@sh.itjust.works 3 points 16 hours ago

I am seeing zero down votes for the first time

[–] SabinStargem@lemmy.today 3 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

That is the face of a human who is tired of this childrearing bullshit. Get this person some coffee. Or a bed.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 4 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago

those are the carrot looking things that grow out of people’s hands right?

[–] wjrii@lemmy.world 6 points 20 hours ago

The part where the baby shoves their hand in your face when you can’t do anything about it is actually pretty accurate. The face you then make as the grown-up is also spot on.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 4 points 20 hours ago

You know who we should use as a Jesus model? Jeff in accounting.

[–] frigidaphelion@lemmy.world 3 points 21 hours ago

Oh god I'm having flashbacks to The Rehearsal season 2