Disappointed by the lack of 'hanging upside-down, being sawn in half crotch first'
this post was submitted on 10 Jun 2025
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I'm always 7. Everytime shit happens I'm like "wtf dude, why?"
Number 6.
Think it will cure my tinnitus
It will cure everything
4 as my shoulder and neck hurt a bit.
Totally number 3. Stab me, shoot me, I'm gonna enjoy my time regardless
Personally I'm a bit number 3.
Pretty good. Thanks for asking. Currently doing some late night coding. How are you doing?
I'm a solid 3 rn.
3 is a great depiction of: "I'm at work and getting attacked from all sides, but trying to keep a smile on my face".
Sounds right except for the work part.
This is where I'm at. Production issues last night... Time to log back on to see the carnage.
Hey now, where's the one being stabbed in the butt by a pike or a spear or something?
whatever is happening in 2
Love these, is there a community for these?
!ancientinternet@lemmy.world but more ancient history, antiquity
!historymemes@lemmy.world for general history memes
!trippinthroughtime@lemmy.ca For general medieval memes, not pain scale memes. I don't know of a community for those.
I was more interested in the mood scales but can't say no to medieval memes, subscribed!
Number five is the medieval version of the "guess I'll die" meme.
"Brave, brave Kolanaki, you shall not have died in vain!"
"I'm not quite dead yet."
"Well, you shall not have been mortally wounded in vain!"
"Actually I think I might pull through."
They all look so fuckin done with it.
Like 1 is going “can you believe this shit?”
Why was stabbing the top of the head so popular?
No “spike up through the taint” level?
After lunch I feel like a 7
I'm a 4, hoping that I can find anything to get rid of shoulder and neck pain, maybe a neck-ectomy?
How are these ordered, 1 and 9 seems like the same thing
3 take it or leave it.