Imagine breaking up over some silly shit like this lmao
this post was submitted on 13 Jun 2025
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Tell him that impersonating a police officer is a serious crime.
This sounds like a plot to a Seinfeld episode.
oink
oink
oink
Everything on this post including comments is a disaster lol
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
including others in your kink without permission is a violation of consent, easy break up - this man does not respect boundaries, and does not practice SSC/RACK
How do you know it's a kink?
Because kink is only 3 letters away from oink.
One letter away? Unless I'm missing a joke in which case feel free to "wooooosh" me.
K - M - N - O
0 - 1 - 2 - 3
Are Ls just a joke to us?
He doesn't take any L's.
oh shit im dumb
Oink
O->K
Kink.
Oink->Kink
Don't worry, It took me a second, too. Perspective is everything.
LMN I'm guessing
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Exactly, he could just be a cop.
So still a reason to break up with him, but a different one
*it; he suggests personhood.
More importantly, how do we know that he knows it’s a kink?
Okay, yes, it might violate consent, but it's also funny.
And it would be weird fir me to say there are times when i wont hold someone accountable for murder for a sufficiently good bit, but not this.
Sounds like the correct response is to stop getting him off
she slop my hog til I oink
This little piggy went WEE WEE WEE
I had an Arab client once. We didn’t speak a common language, and when he’d cum, he’d make a peeing sound - “psshhh” or “tsss” - to let me know…
tsssss
Was he green and did he have four legs?
No, but you could say he… exploded.
There are so many things I could say to this, yet I have no idea what to say to this, but the fact remains:
Here I see a Korean fem boy making a joke about an Arab boy exploding.
Being pointed out by a brony with a cropped NSFW pfp.
It truly is a modern society we live in.
This is because in Islamic cultures, pork is forbidden.
I'm very curious if that's a cultural thing or just a him thing
🐷🐷🐷
Animal farm
Deeply upsetting.
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