How can he expect us to believe this when his blood isn't even on the blockchain?
this post was submitted on 17 Jun 2025
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Piss test catches ket for a week. A hair test catches it for a year. Something to think on.
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Books are where it's at!
Or he bought someone's piss. Ot synthetic piss. Or he diluted with Gatorade. There's a dozen ways to beat a piss test, even for poor people.
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Specimen type: Urine
How do we know he used his own urine?
I think we all know that he did not
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Until i personally test his hair for ketamine I'm not going to be convinced. I used to know a lot of crusties. I know what it looks like when someone's in a k hole.
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the shithead smoked pot on a podcast, and he expects people to believe this?
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Love how he doxxed the Dr.
The same piss test also showed Elon is pregnant.
Cutting out the surrogate.
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It's obviously impossible that could be faked. I mean an image of a text document? There's no way!
Mere emojis are insufficient to convey how much I'm rolling my eyes.
Half of those literally only show up if you're on them when you get the test lol
It'd be better if it showed positive. At least there might be a reason for him being such a shitty person, now there isn't...he's just a shitty person with no excuse.
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"Ketamine: Negative" lol.
Because drug tests are famously impossible to falsify, right?
The worse implication of this is that even if the results are true (which I don't accept because there was no witness or video evidence of the specimen collection), he still did all that crazy shit, including two nazi salutes, while allegedly sober.
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... People constantly say he's on drugs. This is such a dumb post lol
Also yes he's on drugs that report is clearly bs
There is an addendum:
Does this mean that Musk's address is stored on Fastest Lab's servers?
Edit: nvm I found his address
Funny thing about pics on the internet. You can swear upside down and backwards they are legit, but we all know better
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These drug tests are as legit as those solar roof panels he was showing
He absolutely did not submit the urine of one of his army of children.
For sure not.
given the videos of him high.
it would be better for him to admit he has a problem for simpathy, than admitting that him twitching on camera is his normal self.
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