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[–] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 104 points 4 weeks ago (6 children)

So in the book he doesn't cobble together random parts, he explicitly picks the best parts across dozens of bodies, even down to the hair.

They implies that he went around dick checking every recently executed corpse for weeks until he found the most perfect and beautiful cock and the most prefect and beautiful balls to go with it.

[–] Vince@lemmy.world 51 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Real monster was in his pants all along

[–] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 11 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Frankenstein's monster's monster 😏

[–] 100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it 4 points 4 weeks ago

Frankenschlong

[–] 100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it 33 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

As the minuteness of the parts formed a great hindrance to my speed, I resolved, contrary to my first intention, to make the being of a gigantic stature, that is to say, about eight feet in height, and proportionably large.

The creature packed.

But since Victor is a simia dei and his creation is flawed from the start he cannot bear him being fruitful and multiplying

[–] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 6 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Probably bailed on the idea because he couldn't find a woman corpse that the monster wouldn't split in half...

[–] SnortsGarlicPowder@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Probably even less muscle bound women back then than 8ft tall dudes. How he found several let alone 1 8ft tall guy who also happened to be dead is also another question.

[–] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

I imagine the monster was probably comically disproportionate, like he took the longest shins/thighs/torso he could get.

That or half the monster is parts from a horse...

[–] abbotsbury@lemmy.world 9 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't like the implication that Frankenstein's Monster has a matching set of balls, what's the chance that the two best ones you find come from the same sack?

[–] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 10 points 4 weeks ago

We can't even say either of them came in that specific sack!

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 7 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Do you think he took both balls from the same corpse, or from two different corpses?

[–] morphballganon@lemmynsfw.com 13 points 4 weeks ago

... why stop at two?

[–] Uli@sopuli.xyz 5 points 4 weeks ago

Maybe, yeah, if both of them had just one supremely good ball.

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I mean, not that different to classical nude male statues and the consistent focus on dicks, just biologically instead of built from stone

[–] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago

Something tells me they didn't go around checking the scrotes of various marble blocks before they began to carve.

[–] discostjohn@programming.dev 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I must be crazy, because I don't remember there being any mention of him working with multiple bodies at all, let alone dozens.

[–] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Sounds like a great time for a reread! I know I am lol

[–] Pirky@lemmy.world 34 points 4 weeks ago

Hey, now, why is it weird? I consider it respectful as Victor wanted him to be as complete as possible. How could he call his creation complete if it was missing a rather fundamental part of a human? Would you call him complete if he only gave him one arm or one leg? Of course not. So Victor has to look for a penis to give him or else his project is left unfinished.

[–] rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.world 27 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

It's not weird at all; Victor wanted a big dumb corpse man to rail him senseless. Big dreams take dedication and hard work, guys.

[–] Apeman42@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

I've been... makin a man, with blond hair and a tan,

And he's good for relieving my... tension.

[–] rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

I've been makin a man, with quite a crass goal

He's going to ruin my...

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Life as a whole

[–] GabrielBell12fi@lemmy.world 14 points 4 weeks ago

I'd have thought it would be obvious - no guy would make another guy smooth down there.

[–] roastedpotato@lemmy.ca 13 points 4 weeks ago

IIRC he decides against making him a mate because he already feels guilty for creating the monster and everything it's done

[–] codexarcanum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh. Where you going?... Oh, you men are all alike. Seven or eight quick ones and then you're out with the boys to boast and brag. YOU BETTER KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT. Oh... I think I love him.

[–] Pencilnoob@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

walk this way hobbles up stairs, looks back

the doctor hobbles along the same way

I must say though, that movie kind of creeped me out as a kid. I really didn't like the blind man just trying to be nice but everything going wrong.

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 9 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Well, Dr. Noonien Soong did as well...

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (2 children)

🤔

Data does claim to be fully functional; does that mean he has semen?

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago

He has pores, he has a chemical nutrient similar to blood. Who knows what else he has?

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 1 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 weeks ago

After she washes her face

[–] jsomae@lemmy.ml 7 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Has anyone here watched Poor Things? Amazing movie.

[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 2 points 3 weeks ago

Nope but now I will.

Cheers!

[–] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

i get what they were going for, but I couldn't get over how she was a toddler in an adult body and everyone wanted to fuck her.

[–] jsomae@lemmy.ml 3 points 4 weeks ago

Oh yeah that was so messed up. However in fairness to the guy who fucks her, he didn't know that.

Emma Stone is an incredible actor though. And I like how the movie portrays women's sexuality.

[–] frezik@midwest.social 2 points 3 weeks ago

Dr Noonien Soong has entered the chat