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[–] Brutticus@midwest.social 4 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

I wonder about this sometimes. moot was a child, started an anime website, and drew aggro from some of the worst weirdos on the planet; ancap, nazis, pedos, etc. After more than a decade, they finally broke him, with an epic thread where btards in the ground proved with photos that his girlfriend was cheating on him. He sold the site something like six months later, in 2013 or 14, I want to say. and then 18ish months after that, Trump descends a golden escalator.

I wonder sometimes if moot knew he was holding back the end of the world. I do think that Trump is the final metastisization of something that was already festering. I do think if not him, then someone. But this vanity run for president in 2016 was intended to be a negotiation tactic with NBC for the apprentice; the channer nazis were who elevated him above a gag candidate.

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 1 points 7 minutes ago

4chan containment leaked and broke reality.

[–] nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca 1 points 16 minutes ago

I do think that Trump is the final metastisization of something that was already festering. I do think if not him, then someone.

This is absolutely true because Trump is fundamentally not a fluke, but rather the inevitable culmination of festering rot at the core of American culture. If not him, it would have been someone.

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 12 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

Congress basically forced doxxed moot by being forced to testify. He originally wanted to refuse and stay home, but he would have gone to jail if he did.

[–] burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 52 minutes ago

Forced doxxed him? Everybody on 4chan knew who he was from the beginning. He went to the conventions. Hell, the classic meme reply to newfags explaining what a troll was used him as the template!

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 5 points 13 hours ago

4chan?! Fuuuuck dat.. Prolly got no games..

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 3 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

/b/ was never good.

rs.4chan.org was fucking awesome, though.

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 1 points 27 minutes ago

Careful with that, it's an antique.

[–] almost1337@lemmy.zip 34 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He made 4chan because SomethingAwful got tired of him and his friends shit posting anime.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

And by 'anime' you mean hentai and loli.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 2 points 14 hours ago

Yeah that's plainly worse than everything that's happened because of this.

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 10 points 23 hours ago

He finally became the little girl.

[–] Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 113 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

I met Moot at Otakon 2007 and he was kind of a dick. But here's a fun bit of 4chan lore - When asked why he named it 4chan, he said that he wanted an English version of 2chan, and 4chan sounded cool because it was pronounced like "fortune". Thus the logo is a 4 leaf clover, for good fortune.

I've never seen this mentioned anywhere online, so I wonder if he was just making a joke.

[–] lime@feddit.nu 12 points 1 day ago

i've always thought the logo was supposed to be reminiscent of the titular main character of Yotsuba&! which i think is a 4koma series.

I have heard this fact before. Might have been on a 4chan retrospective video

[–] AlexisFR@jlai.lu 44 points 1 day ago

The founder of the biggest anonymous image board wants to be left alone, what a shocker!

[–] njm1314@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I mean in all honesty if a time traveler did come back and wanted to do their best to destroy Society couldn't have done much better job really.

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The time traveler was the one who convinced moot to sell. It all started going downhill after that.

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 day ago

Fuck, you're right!

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I would say Roger Ailes takes the cake there...

[–] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 day ago

Does anyone remember canv.as? I loved that site. It was a really okay photo editor that's better than every other free option around now. Me and the other guy who used it were so sad when it folded.

[–] match@pawb.social 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

i wish her luck on her transition

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Would be kind of ironic for the founder of 4chan

[–] steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 3 points 13 hours ago
[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Not really, there's a lot of queer folk on 4chan.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 13 points 1 day ago

In fact, everyone is fake and gay.

[–] blackluster117@sh.itjust.works 40 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago

Slither low my reptilian friend.

[–] Tb0n3@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He must have fulfilled his dream and become a little girl.

[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Then he’d just be brutalized by his own platform.

[–] match@pawb.social 5 points 1 day ago
[–] drmoose@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'd like to think that he grew up and is widely embarrassed for what he's done now.

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

He pretty much did make a website for the moden neo-nazi movement, along with gamergate, and inspiring another website that made Q-anon, something that certain members of congress believe now.

I don't know if these thing would or would not exist without this website. All I know is that it would have been less pronounced because of it.

[–] The_Decryptor@aussie.zone 6 points 13 hours ago

One of the reasons 8chan was created, was that moot banned the gamergate crap from 4chan.

[–] drmoose@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Yeah to me it seems very clear that 4chan is a net negative on the society. We all would have been better off if it wasn't created and I say that as someone who did find value there in the early days (had a decent programming community)

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 4 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

All social media is a net negative on society. Twitter has been far, far worse because it has a false legitimacy given to it by mainstream media, the much, much larger user base and terrible, terrible people using it as their soapbox.

[–] drmoose@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I disagree with this very western take. Social media is huge and connects billions of people that otherwise would be disconnect. It also allowed to rise of many net positive liberal ideas especially in the eveloping countries and the incredible economical stimulation is rarely talked about.

People forget how bad the world was before internet. Sure it raises some issues but also solved much more.

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Internet =/= social media.

We had the spreading of positive, liberal ideas before social media was commodifying all human interactions and the corporations weren't able to influence individuals with forums, personal websites and IRC. Hell, even AIM and ICQ were better then what we have now.

If I turn off my ad blockers, I will see conservative ads, not because that's what I want to see, but because that's what the corporations want me to see.

[–] drmoose@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

I'm not sure if they're all that different. Early forums were very much similar to Facebook walls etc. Irc even had bot powered gamed and complex systems like user verification etc.

There's also the issue of scale. I don't see any barriers or solutions in alternative network types like forums of irc that would be more resistant to social media issues

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

No. Forums weren't anything like facebook or twitter. You had to choose to go onto forums and find the info you wanted. Now, you're socially expected to have a facebook and twitter account and be subject to whatever viral trend the corporations decide to let you see.

Once upon a time, if you wanted to see neo-nazi shit, you have to learn about Stormfront from some crazy guy at a bar or some recruiter before they get kicked out of a punk show. Now, it's delivered right to you and your grandmother first thing in the morning.

[–] parody@lemmings.world 3 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

This one time I had a question that was so stupid, that website was the only place it could be asked.

I got an answer.

And you call it a net negative?! :p (heh yeah sounds very true)


PS: for the record, the topic was completely unimportant and irrelevant to anything anyone should care about, and there was nothing illegal or even rude about it

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 2 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

I had a question that was so stupid, that website was the only place it could be asked.

I got an answer

"Can I use a toilet brush to brush my teeth and not get rotting teeth ???"

[–] grahamja@reddthat.com 8 points 23 hours ago

There is a green text about how some eccentric thought could derail someone's entire life by finding other eccentric people on the internet.

https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/5ofih3/beforeafter_the_internet/

before the internet

I want to fuck toasters dont be a fucking retard grow up

After internet

I want to fuck a toaster google find a community with 1000+ members about people wanting to fuck toasters fuck up your life

[–] naeap@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 day ago

I think 4chan sadly always was kind of a mirror of society