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When you're talking normally and then suddenly your sentence rhymes (lemmy.ml)

submitted 6 days ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] alaphic@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

That little monkey is 'Alas, Poor Yorick'ing his little heart out over there, but I bet come award season you won't hear a goddamn thing about him... Why, you might ask?

Because there aren't any fucking awards for stage actor monkeys. Duh.

That was a stupid question, honsstly, I'm not sure why you even asked it.

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I feel like a monkey might have won a Tony before.

[–] baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

...Hawk?

[–] alaphic@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

Im pretty sure the flying monkeys are in a whole other medium, actually...

But, 'a rose by any other name...' and all, I suppose... 😋

[–] sourhill@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 5 days ago

You’re a poet and you didn’t know it!