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[–] wer2@lemmy.zip 138 points 3 months ago (4 children)

I'm selfish. I want people educated, housed, and cared for so they don't rob me.

I don't want to dump sewage in the river, so I can drink the water when I visit down stream.

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[–] LongLive@lemmy.world 63 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I want people housed, educated, and queer so they populate niche game lobbies.

[–] felsiq@lemmy.zip 30 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I want people housed, educated, cared for, and trans specifically so they keep making great progress on all the open source software I use

[–] lena@gregtech.eu 11 points 3 months ago

If conservatives manage to get rid of all trans people the IT industry will crumble

[–] BurgerBaron@piefed.social 14 points 3 months ago

I'd like to help everyone homeless in my city so the LRT train stations aren't drug dens smelling of body fluids and excrement. I'd like to walk the river valley in the spring without finding thawing corpses.

[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago

YOU MONSTER, HOW DARE YOU!

If being educated and housed and cared for was enough to not rob me, my employer wouldn't be trying to steal money from my damn paycheck every month

[–] BestBouclettes@jlai.lu 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] wer2@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 months ago

Oh no, back to the shadow realm with me!

[–] onslaught545@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 months ago

Don't drink river water without treating it regardless of human pollution.

[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 67 points 3 months ago

The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness.

[–] renzev@lemmy.world 28 points 3 months ago

If you really want to piss people off, try adding "...and animals" to the list of things you care about.

[–] Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 27 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Stfu you socialist pig. I'm a conservative, I believe in the teaching of Jesus and it says somewhere "Thou shall own liberals"

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Jesus died to own the libs?

[–] SHR@lemmy.today 4 points 3 months ago

Pretty sure somewhere in the old testament says that 😏

[–] AnonomousWolf@lemmy.world 25 points 3 months ago

Do you have any idea how bad caring for people and the planet is for the economy? China will destroy us if we don't focus on profits!!

/s

[–] Beebabe@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago

It really is alarming how quickly some have shifted to the hard right. Even previous lefty friends have drifted. Sometimes I feel like I’m going insane.

[–] arin@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Sheep aren't people. They are mindless tools for the corrupt