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[–] DominatorX1@thelemmy.club 2 points 1 day ago

Consider where that theory came from.

[–] GoodTransKitty@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago

It’s not meat, it’s pudding.

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 58 points 2 days ago (5 children)

You are essentially a blob of fat, salt, and nerve endings piloting a bone mech with meat armour.

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"You are a little soul carrying about a corpse."

Apparently something Epictetus used to say, according to Aurelius.

[–] DominatorX1@thelemmy.club 1 points 1 day ago

You are a spirit having a physical experience.

Leary or something.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 52 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Yeah it sounds cool but I use the mech to update spreadsheets

[–] exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

My body is a machine for turning the flashes of tiny little lights precisely arranged on a slab of glass into little taps of my thumbs on precise positions on that glass slab.

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 8 points 1 day ago

Same as it ever was.

Source: xkcd

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

"Nobody belongs anywhere, everyone and thing you know and love WILL die. Let's watch TV."

[–] oppy1984@lemdro.id 1 points 1 day ago
[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 13 points 2 days ago

The meat is not just armor though - a skeleton alone has no capability to move itself, the meat provides the translation between thought and action, while the skeleton is merely a framework upon which the meat rests.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Yes, but all of these are bound by fundamental physical laws. Cause and effect. You are a deterministic machine.

You are a meat mech that operates on congruent biological principles. Therefore, everything you do is de facto "logical".

[–] daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

My pseudo random number generator is shit.

47

Super predictable.

I will need to raise a security ticket.

47

I will need to raise a security ticket

moved to completed without QA

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Reality is not concerned with "logic"

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I've yet to see evidence to this effect

[–] witchybitchy@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

difference between reality and fiction is that fiction has to be believable

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

The difference between "believable" and "logical" is as wide as a cardboard box with a cat in it.

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 days ago

Have you seen a platypus?

[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 1 points 1 day ago

But its so complex, it managed to reach the biggest thing on the night sky and to disappear all other points

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 32 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)
[–] Paradachshund@lemmy.today 25 points 2 days ago (5 children)

What the hell was the original context for this painting? 😆

[–] TimewornTraveler@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

that's Byzantine artwork for ya! here's a post from an art history community that discusses the painting. quite interesting! https://www.reddit.com/r/ArtHistory/comments/e1h0sy/jesus_and_felix_regula_exuperantius_1506/

[–] Paradachshund@lemmy.today 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Wow what a way to depict them! Also, "cephalophoric" sounds like the saints are part octopus 😅

The cephalophoric saints Felix, Regula and Exuperantius (patron saints of Zurich), holding their attributes, their severed heads, before Christ, 1506, Zürcher Veilchenmeister. (Schweizerisches Nationalmuseum, Zürich)

The idea behind such a depiction is that those saints were killed when their heads were cut off. So it was decided that they would be honoured to be traditionally presented like that in painting. There are no less than 134 such saints.

[–] mhague@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

It's an illuminated manuscript depicting Saint Denis and Saint Piatus, said to have been decapitated for their beliefs.

Statue of St Denis

Edit: comes from this book: https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Livre_d%27images_de_madame_Marie

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

No evil like christian holyness or something.

[–] Theatomictruth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Maybe they’re martyrs? Sometimes they’re depicted as walking around with their fatal injuries.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/58/Altartafel_Kapelle_Spannweid_Z%C3%BCrich_Stadtheilige.jpg

[–] wabafee@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

They are actually comparing their new hairdo.

[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 10 points 2 days ago

My thoughts exactly. All I can think of is that religious devotion requires giving away your brain??? It really is a bizarre illustration

[–] JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I have a theory that initially a lot of these works were made for a laugh, like an old timey joke picture, and over time people kept adding meaning to them.
Like someone makes a rude and crude painting of a giant cock with eyes, makes people laugh, and a few thousand years later some bloke in a trilby goes "hmm, yes, it seems these people worshipped a penis god at this point in time. Also it clearly reads a prophecy, 'deez nuts'. Fascinating."

[–] Paradachshund@lemmy.today 7 points 2 days ago

"Deez", likely a derivative of Latin "Deus". They were clearly a god fearing people!

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Whats kind of weird about this image with priests heads bisected is that the blood is sort of realistic, minus the amount.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago

The artist would have seen quite a lot of it.

[–] Ileftreddit@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

“We’ve probed several of them, they’re meat all the way through”

[–] TabbsTheBat@pawb.social 5 points 2 days ago

Mm electrified head jello :3

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Is it literally electricity? Seems like the mutants with electric powers would be the most realistic, then.

it's electricity among other things. neurons communicate with each other using chemicals but within a single neuron it's electrical.

your heartbeat is electrical too

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is it literally electricity?

No, it's not. It's cascades of ion potentials. That's why it's slow and touch-sensitive.

[–] TimewornTraveler@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

how is ionic potential not electricity? what is it if not that? I thought ion potential was just how electrically charged the thing is

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Initial state: all potential pumped up.

Signal flow state: first pump releaes, changing potential, which triggers the next pump to release.

You can think of this like a series of condenser plus transistor discharging one after another.

While usual electricity is just one potential-difference.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago

Don’t these guys have potato with electricity inside?