I'm convinced this man has never used a computer
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The files are in the computer?
No, my son tells me they are in a folder. Now is this folder in the computer?
The more he speaks, the more apparent it is that he had no idea what he is talking about.
I substituted every single include into a single 166 000 line file and sent it. Grok froze :(
keep going, maybe you can bring it down
"Now with 80% more MechaHilter comments in your source code file's source for that extra bonus source! What are ya waiting for??"
ah yes i will upload main_source-code-file.sh and ask it to help why it wont open
Legends say that if you put your source code file in Grok, it'll print out the code and it'll land on Elon's desk.
Elon will browse through it and pretend to understand it, then tweet out insults and emojis and says you're fired. Even though you were never employed by him anyway.
This man opens bin files in notepad
And .txt files in Microsoft Word
And gifs on internet explorer
You could see the "ms" IIRC magic tag of exe files in notepad.
Just give it to grok without expecting your code to come back
that or it'll be converted into a bunch of swastikas.
I've been saying for a long time (since the 2010s tech boom). There's needs to be a new term the public lexicon termed "poptech" or popular technology. In the same vein has popsci.
The technology anyone knows anymore is oversimplified for general audiences. These days is almost always imparting wrong understanding.
The industry has been rife with grifters. If people catch on then the bottomless pit of funding will become very shallow.
If you drag your computer file to the box thingy it will be rendered
Why the fuck can't these assholes just go away?
You've won life. We get it. Good for you. Why do you need more money? Why do you need to constantly be the center of attention?*
It truly is just a handful of unscrupulous, malignant narcissists that have ruined everything (including the planet) for everyone else.
*these are rhetorical questions
I’d posit that they haven’t won and are fundamentally broken people seeking to fill a void that no amount of money could fill. I know for certain I could never attain this much wealth as I would stop way before tens of millions.
If it is any consolation for anyone: He won't be able to piss normally for the rest of his life.
Did I miss something that happened?
It's a known side effect of Ketamine abuse that the complete urinary genital system gets inflamed. Guys basically having a continuous cystitis and much more for the rest of his life - and he confirmed that to some degree.
- substance abuse
greed should be a mental illness
Then pick a picture of him looking rich, not manic
What does a man with power want?
More power
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sounds like a very productive team💀
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