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[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 2 points 5 hours ago

80085

I got you Fam

[–] xavier666@lemmy.umucat.day 4 points 11 hours ago

Hey, i also have a prndl on my car

[–] KittyCat@lemmy.world 12 points 19 hours ago

I've got you OP

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 9 points 19 hours ago

I posted mine recently. In dull men's club. I must say I planned more about that post than is care to admit

[–] MangioneDontMiss@lemmy.ca 8 points 20 hours ago

sell car, try again.

[–] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Look at you with your shiny basically unused car!

[–] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Lol, I hesitated to post, but why not? So my car's a mess. Who cares?

[–] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 4 points 20 hours ago

M8! It's only done 80000. How much of a mess can it be really? Mines done about twice that and it has a busted alternator and a tourist in a camper managed to rip my mirror out of the door.

[–] myrrh@ttrpg.network 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] FUsername@feddit.org 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Did you ever consider cleaning the car during that approximately 80k miles?

[–] unimalion@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

I think it's more like you stop driving the car once you hit 80085 and keep it as a trophy

[–] BigBenis@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] pyre@lemmy.world 5 points 22 hours ago

the topless battle royale

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago
[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

Damn now you gotta get a new car :(

[–] Sludgeyy@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Dang you would have gotten BoobSmiles too

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

I felt only slight disappointment initially, but this just ruined my day. OP you need to figure out how rolling back odometers works STAT.

What the fuck have you done.

[–] AGD4@lemmy.world 67 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Haven't you heard the expression "Missed it by a mile."?

[–] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] ArtVandelay@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's ok, I like the Get Smart reference too.

[–] Nusm@piefed.zip 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

ORIGINAL Get Smart with Don Adams too, not that abomination of a movie they made with Carrell.

[–] ArtVandelay@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I didn't know they had made a remake lol

[–] Nusm@piefed.zip 3 points 1 day ago

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0425061/

2008 movie. The names of the characters were the same, but they didn’t act anything like in the original show. It was a stain on the legacy of the original.

Don't bother with the lotto ticket bud, and maybe rethink those life changes you were fantisizing about...

[–] froh42@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Now try to get "clitoris" miles, but I'll bet you'll never find it.

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 36 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Drive in reverse. I don't care. Drive. In. Reverse. Then flip your car.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 day ago

This works, I've tried it.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

A mission made just for me

The hero we need.

Also maybe deserve.

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 41 points 1 day ago (4 children)
[–] M137@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago
[–] InFerNo@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 day ago

That's Player Unknown's game, right?

[–] Adori@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

Its ok bro just drive backwards

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What’s better than one boob? 280085!

[–] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

My car is much fucking closer to that.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 day ago

Mine had 3 boobs shortly before I got it. Kilometers though

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

Sadly, my car just passed it and I did not get a pic.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Mission failed. We'll get em next time.

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Who is BOOBG miles?

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

go back to the dealer and start again

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 6 points 1 day ago

Now I’m hearing the title in the Get Smart guy’s voice

[–] Anissem@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago

This makes me sad

[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 3 points 1 day ago

All's not lost, just drive the car in reverse for a mile. :)

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 2 points 1 day ago