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submitted 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) by simple@piefed.social to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
 
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[–] YourMomsTrashman@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

You have made an enemy for life!

[–] thann@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 7 hours ago

Go play DRG instead

[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 8 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

POV: When you're the socially awkward kid in school during the mid/late-2010s and you don't have a smartphone to be in group chats, so nobody wanna talk to you since they view you as "the loser who doesn't even have a phone"

[–] Texas_Hangover@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 hours ago

Pfft, whatever. I was the loser outcast looooong before all this bullshit connectivity.

[–] ms_lane@lemmy.world 17 points 13 hours ago

Tolga is not good people.

[–] diemartin@sh.itjust.works 93 points 17 hours ago
[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 32 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

How it feels to participate in conversation on niche lemmy instances.

[–] Texas_Hangover@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 hours ago

You mean you don't masturbate for hours, carefully edging before the latest Linux drop?

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 6 points 7 hours ago

Sorry, this instance is friends only

[–] Nalivai@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 8 hours ago

You just had to make it difficult, didn't you

[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 71 points 1 day ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (3 children)

Five messages, and each one of them has some kind of spelling error

[–] Tiger666@lemmy.ca 2 points 7 hours ago

One message and has spelling error.

[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 7 points 14 hours ago

Happy cake day, frend!

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 29 points 23 hours ago (5 children)

And they...enhance it? I'm an Oxford comma-loving pedant, that can't be right?

[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 22 points 23 hours ago

Yes. To be clear, I’m not complaining. It’s what elevates this to high art.

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[–] Flyswat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 144 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

This never gets old

That poor sweet kid

[–] Little8Lost@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago

he has no vaccination?

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 177 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I don't mind joining random games, but this type of shit happens way too often. Frickin lock your game lobby if you're not interested in playing with random people...

[–] Gremour@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago

After quite a break from HD2 I've returned to try a game vs Illuminati. I've always played private lobby, but this time settings were reset and I forgot to check this specific one. Ended up in a game with random people which wasn't my plan.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 58 points 1 day ago (1 children)

iirc deep rock galactic specifically lets you kick people with the message "oops, this was meant to be a private lobby", which is quite funny

[–] Saleh@feddit.org 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

For how easy kicking is in DRG i found it to be used extremely rarely. One of the most chill game communities imo.

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 8 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

as long as you complete the mission in a timely manner im chill.
exclusions apply for sitting and pointing at a particularly shiny piece of gold or screaming "ROCK AND STONE!!" at eachother for no reason

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 7 hours ago

as long as you complete the mission in a timely manner im chill.

What a fucking taskmaster! What's next, we aren't allowed to practice headshots on our teammates during missions?! Let us LIVE, man! 😛

[–] ipitco@lemmybefree.net 7 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

In some games, they’re public by default then you should make them private. I’m thinking of Dying Light for example

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)

After an update and having been a while since I played it, I was running a nice solo session of 7 Days To Die offline on my machine and get some wierd message.

Turned out the thing wasn't offline and, worse, it defaults to online public server with no password no nothing, and somebody had joined my session and blew up my base when I was away from it. They kept trying to chat to me afterwards - can only guess they wanted to gloat, and didn't see the point of enhancing their experience by giving them them that - but I just stopped the game, searched around, found that the thing had defaulted to online public and switched it off.

Handled the whole thing like as if it was some kind of random challenge the game had thrown my way so I had to rebuilt my base (one of the core game mechanics is that every 7 ways the game throws a massive monster attack at you) just in time for the next attack, which I succeeded in doing, so ultimatelly I turned that person's attempt at griefing into more fun for me, though in the few minutes in my game they destroyed hours of me building the original base.

Anyways, wtf stupid decision from the gamedevs was that to silently default a game which is just fine solo offline, to public online. Have those people never played anything online and have no concept of griefing?!

[–] ipitco@lemmybefree.net 1 points 9 hours ago

Damn, didn’t know that was a thing, I’ll check if that’s also the case for me

Btw !7daystodie@lemmy.world

[–] HornedMeatBeast@lemmy.world 152 points 1 day ago (5 children)
[–] Gremour@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Holy amount of ads on that page. More than actual content. Yeah, I was lazy to install adblocker on my phone browser. Until this moment.

[–] HornedMeatBeast@lemmy.world 5 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Uh, glad I could help?

I run adblockers on all my devices as well as a Pi-Hole.

On my end the site looks clean. Cannot function these days without some form of blocker.

[–] Gremour@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

Thanks! It had to be done.

[–] ipitco@lemmybefree.net 8 points 20 hours ago (5 children)

Why are friend list size limits a thing? Except for UI, it shouldn’t be a problem. And a simple search feature fixes the problem

[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 5 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Maybe to limit account theft. One account with 10,000 friends gets compromised and thats 10,000 people who can get phished, each if whom might have thousands of friends

[–] ipitco@lemmybefree.net 2 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

That’s a better explanation, but Steam still allows for much bigger friends list if you craft badges, so pay, but not for specifically paying games

[–] CXORA@aussie.zone 1 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Cap the storage space required.

[–] ipitco@lemmybefree.net 3 points 9 hours ago

It should be negligible anyways

[–] buttnugget@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I wonder if there is an explanation on their site or something.

[–] ipitco@lemmybefree.net 3 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

There isn’t https://help.steampowered.com/en/faqs/view/1902-2D54-E445-59DD

Maximum friend list size seems to be capped at 2000 though

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[–] AllToRuleThemOne@lemmy.world 20 points 23 hours ago

Helldivers 2 Community is awesome.

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