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[–] callouscomic@lemmy.zip 99 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

It could just be a bad joke.

[–] essell@lemmy.world 53 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Indeed. Try talking to a few hundred people each day whilst keeping the banter fun and interesting.

Someone in this doesn't understand how being a cashier works.

[–] Tiger666@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] RedditRefugee69@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 2 weeks ago

Thank you for dissecting the frog.

Definitely just a dumb joke that got taken a bit too literally.

[–] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Says more about the poster that (if it's real) should have just said "heh yeah" and left. If it's not real, then wtf is their life where they need to come up with B's like this? Cashiers have it hard enough

[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Im going on a limb and guessing this question was never asked directly to the cashier.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Someone really needs to work on their material though. They’re not going to leave their day job any time soon.

[–] callouscomic@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 weeks ago

You criticize their "material" by yourself regurgitating tired slop from decades past?

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 75 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Naïve teenager or bad relationship dynamic?

The world may never know

[–] Sekoia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 128 points 2 weeks ago

Weird flirting would have been my guess

Or even just a bad attempt at small talk

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 114 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I was thinking a joke, those jobs get so boring

[–] ch00f@lemmy.world 38 points 2 weeks ago

I used to ask "what did you do?" when there was a guy just buying a bouquet. Got a few chuckles.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

That's why I always ask if it's free when something doesn't scan the first time

[–] Contentedness@lemmy.nz 3 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Saleh@feddit.org 25 points 2 weeks ago

I think it was more of a bad flirting attempt

[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

I’ll take things that never happened for $500 Alex

[–] raynethackery@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

He's dating a jealous psychopath.