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is this real
you know what they say about greentext
Yup, fake and also gay.
Yes it's taken from 4chan. Not an AI image.
I love 😬 that we're now at the point where "is this real?" is ambiguous between:
- did the story factually occur in our shared reality?
- was this story actually posted to 4chan?
- did a human even make this image?
And at this juncture with the common addition of "chat, is this real?" we can further add:
- does the audience exist?
- does the person sharing the image exist?
- do I exist?
seems like AI tho
I mean, it's usually safe to assume no when it comes to greentext, but who knows. Definitely both of them aren't real.
source?
The likelyhood that both people went on the internet to describe the same event in roughly the same format with similar specifics of phrasing (eg. "hooked her finger in my Pyrex dish") in the same order is very low. It's likely one is a directly based on/inspired by/referencing the other. That's how plagiarism is detected, and how people behave on the internet for internet points. You'd have to do more digging to figure out which one was first.
Similarly any given story on a forum, especially ones with clean narratives and high contrast characters, is likely just creative writing and not completely true. Some include enough details and evidence to make it plausible, and there's enough cases of authors owning up to their posts being an outlet for creative writing, so who knows. But with this one, the heightened gender and social outcast fantasy with an antisocial twist, reads like an average misanthropic 4chan poster doing some misogynistic daydreaming. But again who knows. Just applying some healthy skepticism and reasoning.
This kind of overlap usually means they’re both talking about the same real incident. When multiple people share similar accounts spelled out with specific details, it makes it more plausible that something actually happened. Some healthy skepticism is good, but given the precise matches and consistency, it’s pretty reasonable to think these stories are probably based on real events, rather than that I made the 4chan one in photoshop after seeing this post
It's pretty common for people to write greentexts where they pretend to be the other person in a scenario and write from their point of view in order to point out how strange the behavior in the original post was. It's intended to be parody, not something you actually believe.
I'm just fucking with them bc I created the greentext they shared and they didn't notice lol
Rip me lol
lol, lmao even
what is real if our eyes can't see how magnets work?
Reheated McDonald's??
Reheated maccas is absolutely foul
Delicious. Get you a double cheese from last night and nuke it for 30-45 seconds. Done and easy lunch.
Man, I wouldn't even eat that shit fresh. Are you from the US? I've heard their quality is better in other countries, but here it's disgusting.
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Rolled a nat 20 on intimidation.
Who the fuck drinks coffee while eating pasta
People who are trying to make the most of a lunch break
I’d probably guess the Italians
And you would be wrong, in Italy coffee is almost never drunk while eating something salty. Actually is mostly drunk alone as its own dish, aside from breakfast
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An adhd-haver who’s on their third cup of the day at lunch, and will have 3 more over the course of the afternoon.
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I'd actually like to see someone try to slam their fist down on a table while drinking coffee without spilling.
Doesn't say how much liquid was in it, if there even was any.
You've got to suck really hard to leverage surface tension while fisting.
Pro move but it can be done
I have stabbed people with a fork for trying to touch my food.
I've only ever thrown one person out of a ground floor window for that.
I have stabbed no one because I'm not insane. Different strokes I guess
No it was not insanity, it was undiagnosed Autism in a poor rural community. This is why proper social support matters.
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