Lies. Millennials don’t have mortgages because they can’t afford homes.
this post was submitted on 17 Jul 2025
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Username only checks out under a very sarcastic lens
Can confirm, username is satirical.
I thought as much, but I can never be sure on Lemmy.
There's some crazy bastards out here in the wild west of the world wide web.
I managed to save up with my wife by living with my parents. We bought a house in foreclosure from the 2008 crash. Otherwise we never would've been able to do it.
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I feel seen.
I’m not bald!
Pretty bold assumption that nobody else can read.
wtf i'm 22
I do, and none of those apply. So far.
A Mortgage? They must think we're idiots.
I FEEL PERSONALLY ATTACKED.
How's your back pain?
Not great haha
I have a beautiful head of hair, you sexist bastard.
I'm mid twenties, I know what it is. What do I win?
Oi! I'm 29 and definitely don't have a mortgage. No don't look at my hairline, it'll stay that way forever and not receed a millimetre further!
Me to my hairline: Stop right there, criminal scum!
I was so happy my hairline didn't recede. Until I found that bald patch on the back of my head!
Ha, I'm still in my thirties, still have hair and my mortgage has been paid off
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Haha, got ya! I know what it is, and I'm in my fifties!
I... Don't have a mortgage...
I'm 38, still have hair and no mortgage (I'm renting, no money for a house). I do have 3 cats, am divorced and can't work anymore after getting PTSD in the navy. I survived several financial recessions / crisis, several middle Eastern wars, covid, I saw 9/11 and several other terrorist attacks in Europe happen, I'm seeing how a Jewish nation has turned into full scale nazis, and am now watching how World War 3 is being initiated by the generation who were taught by their parents they would have to do everything in their power to prevent anything like World War 2 happen ever again.
Sir, this is a Wendy's
These things were terrible at cleaning my head.
One out of three. I kept my hair and I rent in this lunatic market.
Isn't this more of a being 50 thing?
What's a mortgage??
Hah, joke is on you. I'm balding and I've paid off my mortgage.
Well i see some amyl nitrate...the other boxy thing is unfamiliar to me
The other boxy thing is a black ribbon dispenser to hog tie the guy's hands.
As a bald male homeowner who just turned 40...fuck.
Edit: I'm bald by my own decision. My genetics made the first move but I flanked it and showed it whose boss.
I'm neither Bald, nor do I have a mortgage or in my 40s. But I do know how to clean my VHS deck, thank you very much.
I’m been browsing Craigslist trying to find a 27” Sony Trinitron.
Maybe I need a VHS player to go along with it.
I wish
It... says it right on the sticker.
A product whose sole purpose was to extract money from consumers. Didn’t clean worth a damn, but also rarely fucked up your VCR.
Balding thank you very much!
Probably?
Like we can afford a home
If you think that you're probably an out of touch zoomer imagining the world in the 80's was in 4:3.
Although to be fair I have zero recollection of the 80's. You may guess reasons if you wish. I was there though. And have my hair.
Jokes on you, I'm 32, full head of hair, and don't have a mortgage because I'm poor.
:( the American lie ruined me.
Accurate.
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