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[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 76 points 3 months ago (2 children)

New! Improved DEFAULT flavor!

Contains X% juice.

[–] rem26_art@fedia.io 46 points 3 months ago

Ingredients: NULL Best By: 01/01/1970

[–] squirrel@discuss.tchncs.de 39 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Now in stores, for only undefined

[–] scutiger@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

Sale! Only NaN!

[–] TomMasz@piefed.social 45 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Ingredients: Hydrogen, Oxygen

[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 23 points 3 months ago

And sugar, of course.

[–] a14o@feddit.org 34 points 3 months ago (1 children)
  1. I'd try it
  2. Why on earth would they capitalize snake case like that
[–] noli@lemmy.zip 26 points 3 months ago

Maybe the print capitalizes the first letter by default in case someone put in a fruit uncapitalized

[–] atomicorange@lemmy.world 27 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Default juice… so white grape? The juice they use to water down every other type of juice with a discernible flavor so they can still call it “100% juice”?

Fuck you I want to taste the guava. Fuck your fucking grapes.

[–] Fifrok@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 3 months ago

White grape? Here that's apple juice. And not only for 'juice 100%' but also instead of sugar (to get around sugar-in-drinks taxes).

It's in almost bloody everything. Last week I bought pre made tea, I get home and it's fucking 20% apple juice and like 0.1% green tea extract, guess what it tasted like. fucking. apple. juice.

Fuck your putrid shit ass apples, you greedy bastards. hope you crash your car into an apple orchard if you like them so much.

[–] Angry_Autist@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

The sad reality of capitalistic corner cutting

It's a little work but you can juice your own guava

[–] PmMeFrogMemes@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

grape, pear, and apple blended together so no single distinct flavor can be discerned

[–] hddsx@lemmy.ca 26 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Where is the default fruit picture

[–] death_to_carrots@feddit.org 31 points 3 months ago

The default fruit picture is a 1x1 px sizes transparent placeholder PNG. Can be used for tracking as well.

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 26 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] tfm@europe.pub 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Wouldn't that be fruit missing?

[–] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Better?

Edit: It is advised to temporarily turn off dark mode

[–] a14o@feddit.org 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It's actually vanilla milk, picture is accurate

Moo(u) juice!

[–] JATtho@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago

Can I have some default juice? I think I glitched the matrix (again) today.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] normalexit@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

It's the default for a reason.

[–] thagoat@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

Love me some default_juice

[–] scroll_responsibly@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 3 months ago

Give me more of that default_juice

[–] Angry_Autist@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

It's largely acceptable!

[–] SailorMoss@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago

Supply and demand. How many default fruits have you seen? They’re rare.

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 3 months ago

Even the default language is in anglo-saxoid

[–] jenesaisquoi@feddit.org 8 points 3 months ago

The shelf label below says мультифруктовый which means multi-fruit.

[–] Metahodos@ani.social 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Looked it up — for anyone curious, it's a mix of orange, pineapple, apple, peach, kiwi and passion fruit.

[–] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 3 months ago

So multivitamin juice?
Seems pretty much like a default_juice.

Though the joke is a bit niche for a general audience

[–] arschflugkoerper@feddit.org 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I could have sworn that default juice would be orange.

[–] Allero@lemmy.today 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Apple, actually. It's a basis for most cheap juices, including the orange one - at least in Russia, where the picture is taken

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 2 points 3 months ago

Papaya over here. Apples would be too expensive.

[–] maxwells_daemon@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Obviously the only static bitmap would be the word that has an accent...

[–] paulbg@programming.dev 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

the whole dev team was sent to gulag after this

[–] Luisp@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 months ago

When the government gives you a free meal