Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see.
this post was submitted on 20 Jul 2025
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That's okay, Eyes aren't real.
Seeing is not believing.
but how can you see if you can't see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch?
When this happens search for "goatse" you should be see it even after your eyes are closed.
Nice try but this is obviously just another attempt to distract from epsteins list. Still amazing though!
Here I was thinking this was more of the science memes
I, too, was fooled. Fortunately I went to the loo for a break because nothing was behaving at work. The confused humour was great.
Thanks OP - you've really added value!
Red bear eat beet. Green bear eat pear.
Seeing is believing
Why do the bears in the thumbnail got grandma titties?
Bear titties? Bitties???
Its not tho. Irs a pic of one bear 5wice. I bet that bear roesmt look red or green.
If it’s black, fight back
If it’s brown, lay down
If it’s white, good night
If it’s red, shake hand
If it’s green, eat bean
Hi! I’m a Cosmo Coin!
This made me cackle, thank you
False, polar bears are called "polar" because every polar bear is a polar opposite color from every other polar bear.
180° from white on a spherical color space is white
Exactly
taps nose
Ce ne sont pas des ours polaires.
Mind blown 🤯
North vs south polar bear
Could be a YTP quote