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Its not tho. Irs a pic of one bear 5wice. I bet that bear roesmt look red or green.

[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

False, polar bears are called "polar" because every polar bear is a polar opposite color from every other polar bear.

[–] Natanael@infosec.pub 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

180° from white on a spherical color space is white

[–] CatZoomies@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see.

When this happens search for "goatse" you should be see it even after your eyes are closed.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

but how can you see if you can't see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch?

[–] Homesnatch@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's okay, Eyes aren't real.

[–] slackassassin@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

Seeing is not believing.

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago
[–] IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Nice try but this is obviously just another attempt to distract from epsteins list. Still amazing though!

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Here I was thinking this was more of the science memes

I, too, was fooled. Fortunately I went to the loo for a break because nothing was behaving at work. The confused humour was great.

Thanks OP - you've really added value!

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Ce ne sont pas des ours polaires.

[–] Siresly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 week ago

Red bear eat beet. Green bear eat pear.

[–] Chivera@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Mind blown 🤯

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Seeing is believing

[–] dirtydocmark@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Why do the bears in the thumbnail got grandma titties?

[–] kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

Bear titties? Bitties???

[–] huquad@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago

North vs south polar bear

[–] Cris_Color@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

This made me cackle, thank you

[–] Archer@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Hi! I’m a Cosmo Coin!

[–] anyhow2503@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Could be a YTP quote

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

If it’s black, fight back

If it’s brown, lay down

If it’s white, good night

If it’s red, shake hand

If it’s green, eat bean