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Can someone please make one of trump murdering Epstein??

[–] PedroMaldonado@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago

Don and his shit has turned this country into the Aristocrats joke...

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 5 points 9 hours ago

This is some juvenile grade deepfake revenge porn.

[–] ShotDonkey@lemmy.world 26 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, ...

[–] J92@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

Off his fucking tits on copium.

[–] EatMyPixelDust@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 13 hours ago

It's to distract you from Epstein

[–] articulatedstupidity@lemmy.cafe 10 points 14 hours ago

"NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW!"

Except a certain somebody I could name...

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

The NYT issued a story with a fake quote

https://bsky.app/profile/ninajankowicz.com/post/3lulq7ovmts25

Regarding the story about a fake video.

Truly, we are down the AI slop rabbit hole

[–] RagnarokOnline@programming.dev 10 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

What’s funny is the motion picture depicts Obama sitting in prison alone.

You know it’s fake because if Obama was in prison EVERYBODY would want to be his buddy. Dude has so much freakin charisma.

[–] MashedHobbits@lemy.lol 6 points 14 hours ago

Dude could make drone bombing kids at a wedding cool.

[–] Yetanotherpaolo@feddit.nl 51 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

Isn’t this against the no deepfakes law the cunt has been pushing

[–] Landless2029@lemmy.world 26 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Yes and nothing will happen from it. News outlets squak. The cult laughs. The "libs" get angry. The government does nothing because even if they did this is a presidental action and he has immunity.

I can't believe how fucked everything is. I'm over it. I just want to survive with my family.

[–] kent_eh@lemmy.ca 10 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

The "libs" get angry.

Rolling your eyes and muttering "what a fucking idiot" isn't the same as getting angry.

[–] theangryseal@lemmy.world 11 points 16 hours ago

Yeah I don’t usually get pissed, I’m just perpetually baffled.

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[–] kikutwo@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago

Keep it classy huh orange?

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 4 points 14 hours ago

Weird weird

[–] UnspecificGravity@lemmy.world 16 points 20 hours ago

Actual criminal trying to normalize being a criminal.

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 16 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Trump sued CBS for something far less...and won! C'mon Obama I know it's distasteful but sue that bastard!

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[–] fishy@lemmy.today 10 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I've got $10k for the next president to reenact this with DJT in Obama's spot.

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 11 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

That's funny, you think there will be a next president after Trump

[–] harmsy@lemmy.world 6 points 17 hours ago (4 children)

That's funny, you think a guy who's falling apart at the seams will live forever.

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[–] kent_eh@lemmy.ca 3 points 17 hours ago

He's not going to live forever

[–] harmsy@lemmy.world 6 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Man literally stole a plot point from Babylon 5.

[–] eugenevdebs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Babylon 5 is happening a lot lately and its honestly impressive how much JMS got right.

[–] harmsy@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

Let's just hope Cheetohead doesn't leave a note that says "Scorched Earth" on his desk.

[–] slingstone@lemmy.world 4 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Huge B5 fan, but I'm drawing a blank. Trump is like Clark, but what else am I missing?

[–] harmsy@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

I remember Clark's guys faked a video of Sheridan when he didn't give them what they wanted.

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 15 hours ago

... What the fuck

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"no one is above the law" it says... While Trump is literally acting like he's above the law and the supreme court allows it.

[–] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 8 points 19 hours ago

Everything is projection

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 5 points 19 hours ago

lol this guy is a really sore loser he can never forget a butt hurt. related link (July 18 2025 dated lol)

https://www.dni.gov/index.php/newsroom/press-releases/press-releases-2025/4086-pr-15-25

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 8 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Poor Obama he isn't even doing anything. Let the guy enjoy his playboy lifestyle in peace

[–] Nico_198X@europe.pub 2 points 15 hours ago

No, because he's a successful, smart black man. They have to make an example of him

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