Can someone please make one of trump murdering Epstein??
Not The Onion
Welcome
We're not The Onion! Not affiliated with them in any way! Not operated by them in any way! All the news here is real!
The Rules
Posts must be:
- Links to news stories from...
- ...credible sources, with...
- ...their original headlines, that...
- ...would make people who see the headline think, “That has got to be a story from The Onion, America’s Finest News Source.”
Please also avoid duplicates.
Comments and post content must abide by the server rules for Lemmy.world and generally abstain from trollish, bigoted, or otherwise disruptive behavior that makes this community less fun for everyone.
And that’s basically it!
Don and his shit has turned this country into the Aristocrats joke...
This is some juvenile grade deepfake revenge porn.
Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, ...
Off his fucking tits on copium.
It's to distract you from Epstein
"NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW!"
Except a certain somebody I could name...
The NYT issued a story with a fake quote
https://bsky.app/profile/ninajankowicz.com/post/3lulq7ovmts25
Regarding the story about a fake video.
Truly, we are down the AI slop rabbit hole
What’s funny is the motion picture depicts Obama sitting in prison alone.
You know it’s fake because if Obama was in prison EVERYBODY would want to be his buddy. Dude has so much freakin charisma.
Dude could make drone bombing kids at a wedding cool.
Isn’t this against the no deepfakes law the cunt has been pushing
Yes and nothing will happen from it. News outlets squak. The cult laughs. The "libs" get angry. The government does nothing because even if they did this is a presidental action and he has immunity.
I can't believe how fucked everything is. I'm over it. I just want to survive with my family.
The "libs" get angry.
Rolling your eyes and muttering "what a fucking idiot" isn't the same as getting angry.
Yeah I don’t usually get pissed, I’m just perpetually baffled.
Keep it classy huh orange?
Weird weird
Actual criminal trying to normalize being a criminal.
Trump sued CBS for something far less...and won! C'mon Obama I know it's distasteful but sue that bastard!
I've got $10k for the next president to reenact this with DJT in Obama's spot.
That's funny, you think there will be a next president after Trump
That's funny, you think a guy who's falling apart at the seams will live forever.
He's not going to live forever
Man literally stole a plot point from Babylon 5.
Babylon 5 is happening a lot lately and its honestly impressive how much JMS got right.
Let's just hope Cheetohead doesn't leave a note that says "Scorched Earth" on his desk.
Huge B5 fan, but I'm drawing a blank. Trump is like Clark, but what else am I missing?
I remember Clark's guys faked a video of Sheridan when he didn't give them what they wanted.
... What the fuck
"no one is above the law" it says... While Trump is literally acting like he's above the law and the supreme court allows it.
Everything is projection
lol this guy is a really sore loser he can never forget a butt hurt. related link (July 18 2025 dated lol)
https://www.dni.gov/index.php/newsroom/press-releases/press-releases-2025/4086-pr-15-25
Poor Obama he isn't even doing anything. Let the guy enjoy his playboy lifestyle in peace
No, because he's a successful, smart black man. They have to make an example of him