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[–] ptolemai@lemmy.world 1 points 32 minutes ago

A bezoar! Try eating it, it's like uh, magic mushrooms

[–] Ascend910@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 hours ago

If he eats it he will start a zombie apocalypse

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 7 points 7 hours ago

Looks gross, but actually tastes way worse than you would think.

[–] iveseenthat@reddthat.com 4 points 7 hours ago

Eat it you fucking coward!

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 11 points 10 hours ago

What the fuck is wrong with your pickle?

[–] RedStrider@lemmy.world 16 points 11 hours ago

twas my mistake to browse this site whilst eating

[–] Soapbox@lemmy.zip 60 points 15 hours ago (4 children)

I was disgusted and really needed to know what this was. Since nobody seems to have answered I did a reverse image search:

spoilerIt's a lash egg, laid by a chicken with an infection in its fallopian tubes.

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

wtf I was thinking spoiled artichoke or sth like that. wasn't ready for this. And ofcourse people asked "can you eat lash egg"

[–] wclinton93@lemmy.world 21 points 10 hours ago

That was more disgusting than I expected. Thank you for your service.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 12 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I'm beginning to think this might not have been in OP's refrigerator, at all.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 points 4 hours ago

Maybe the infection wasn't terrestrial

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 23 points 14 hours ago

I was curious as well but regret clicking your spoiler tag

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 15 points 14 hours ago
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 10 points 14 hours ago

Internet says it's a lash egg

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 18 hours ago

It's a Ganymede Rock Lobster

4408

[–] Shellbeach@lemmy.world 113 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

A pickle? Close to turn sentient?

[–] TomMasz@lemmy.world 38 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I'd be nice to it. Just in case.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 23 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I don't think bisecting it counts as "nice"

[–] TomMasz@lemmy.world 11 points 21 hours ago

He'll be the first to die when pickles take over.

[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 11 points 22 hours ago

Pickle Rick?

[–] Kirp123@lemmy.world 11 points 22 hours ago

I thought it was a teratoma at first but pickle is much more likely.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 15 points 17 hours ago

Eldritch bean, not ripe yet.

[–] TeoTwawki@lemmy.world 34 points 20 hours ago

I think that tumor has spoiled, check the date.

[–] antler@feddit.online 39 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Fuck, flag as NSFW next time

[–] cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 51 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

[–] antler@feddit.online 14 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously ~~masturbating~~ vomiting. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call ~~the police~~ an ambulance”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men ~~masturbating~~ vomiting together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 8 points 14 hours ago

Hell of a coincidence

[–] ThisSeriesIsFalse@lemmy.ca 20 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] subterfuge@lemmy.world 4 points 10 hours ago

Keeping it fresh in the fridge for trafficking.

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 25 points 20 hours ago

Pretty sure that's my ex wife's personality

[–] IvyisAngy@lemmy.world 10 points 16 hours ago

That has to take actual years. I am impressed and concerned.

[–] Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com 47 points 22 hours ago

Refrigerator cancer. Burn it with fire, sorry for your loss.

[–] Mrs_deWinter@feddit.org 38 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

It looks like the spongebob-health-inspector-nasty-krabby-patty equivalent of an avocado. Probably rotted, tried to sprout, died, and rotted again.

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[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 30 points 21 hours ago

Chicken cordon bl-eww.

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 25 points 21 hours ago

"You know what? Fuck you!"

necromances your pickle into some sort of horrific picklezombie that will haunt your dreams forever

[–] ddplf@szmer.info 27 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

That's a well-done avocado, perfect if you like that extra pungent aftertaste. And also middle taste. Initial taste too.

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 16 points 20 hours ago

This would give me beforetaste. I think it already has. 🤢

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 19 points 21 hours ago

Open your mind Quaid

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 16 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 6 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)

hey, mine looks like that!
don't judge until you've tasted it.

[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemmy.zip 2 points 14 hours ago

Hey! I didn't know xenomorphs were allowed to post on Lemmy!

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 15 points 21 hours ago

Life... finds a way...

[–] UncleGrandPa@lemmy.world 3 points 15 hours ago
[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 18 points 22 hours ago

Can't imagine how bad the smell is every time the door was opened

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 8 points 19 hours ago

Pickled passion fruit

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 12 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Ich hol' schon mal den Flammenwerfer.

[–] cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 5 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 4 points 17 hours ago

Hans hat heute frei.

Pickled avocado?

[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 8 points 22 hours ago (2 children)
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