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[–] rain_enjoyer@sopuli.xyz 14 points 16 hours ago
[–] k0e3@lemmy.ca 54 points 1 day ago

Will they accept corrupt politians or CEOs from other nations?

[–] kreskin@lemmy.world 5 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

What about unwanted siblings or older parents?

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago

Too modest to ask

[–] bstix 38 points 1 day ago

"They're eating the cats. They're eating the dogs. They're eating the pets of the people that live there"

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 54 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Would they accept donatinons of politicians?

[–] Evotech@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago

Or billionaires

[–] tgirlschierke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] otp@sh.itjust.works 15 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] neons@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 20 hours ago

man of culture I see

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 49 points 1 day ago (3 children)
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[–] NauticalNoodle@lemmy.ml 34 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They mention animals that are frequently raised as livestock. Chickens, Rabbits, Guinea Pigs are all mentioned. Horse is the only unusual one to me. I'd find it much more upsetting if they were accepting cats and dogs.

-Coincidentally I watched two YT videos yesterday. One was about some homesteaders that were dispatching chickens they raised for meat to share with their village. The other was about some small-time farmers that raise guinea-pigs (among other things) that were used for lawn-mowing. The farmers just anounced in that video that the guinea pigs will also be used as a food source.

[–] m4xie@lemmy.ca 19 points 1 day ago (7 children)

Horse is not unusual as meat in the Netherlands.

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 2 points 22 hours ago

This tracks. I got to spend some time on a Dutch boat during some training in Norway (I'm from the US) and each meal came with an assortment of meat, and there was one that was like a 10" tube of meat that we called horse cock, because the Dutch sailors mentioned some of the meat was horse, and so it was obviously the 10" tube.

[–] quoll@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 20 hours ago

few parts of japan

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

France as well

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[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 40 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Showing this to my cats to see if they stop scratching the sofa

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[–] SirEDCaLot@lemmy.today 54 points 1 day ago (6 children)

It is worth noting that the article says they are euthanizing the animals before feeding. So it's not like they take a terrified pet and let the tiger rip it apart alive.

Still, not a fan of this...

[–] Saleh@feddit.org 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The tiger got to eat and they need a meat based diet.

Option A: Feed them animals that have to bee euthanized and die either way.

Option B: Bury the animal that had to be euthanized and on top of it kill another animal so the tiger can eat.

Option A means less animals killed. Now of course we can talk about whether zoos should exist in the first place, for which there are good arguments that they should not.

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[–] JustAnotherPodunk@lemmy.world 43 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder 'why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand

[–] cannon_annon88@lemmy.today 3 points 1 day ago

One of my favorite lines of all time.

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[–] BombOmOm@lemmy.world 190 points 2 days ago (37 children)

The zoo said it accepts donated rabbits, guinea pigs and chickens on weekdays between 10 a.m. and 1 p.m., but no more than four at a time. It also accepts horses for feeding its animals, which it says on its website are euthanized by a zookeeper and a veterinarian.

Gotta eat. Hell, humans eat half those animals too.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 72 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"Let's go to zoo, grandma."

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[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.blahaj.zone 96 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I'll go ahead and add "Eaten by apex predator" to the list of insane hamster deaths.

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[–] kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago (6 children)

can I send an unwanted child?

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 20 hours ago

Fuckin' Kevin. Again.

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