Mildly Interesting

If these are the popular names now, the world is going to be filled with insufferable twats in 20-30 years.

Conclusion: Tragedeighs are more likely to be issued by conservative nutjobs than leftie snowflakes.

Ugh. Fucking Oakleys. The worst.

As a parent in a red state, I've noticed way more last names as first names than what I grew up with. This seems to match that trend.

Some weird names there. Gunner and Baylor?

What's the plan with Collins as a first name... for a girl, even? They just really big fans of latter-day Genesis in red states?

So the bluer names are ethnic and the redder names are terrible. Interesting trend.

All those red names remind me of r/tragedeigh on Reddit.

"Dad, what was I named after?"

"I really liked those sunglasses that cops wear, and your mom likes spelling stuff weird to feel fancy, so naturally we called you Oakleigh!"

What i learn from this is that there are a lot of Muslims in blue states and that everyone is naming their daughters some variation of Oakley in red states.

Stetson? Like... the hat?

Bruh.

I suppose its better then naming their kid Fedora.

Moshe? Kohen? Baylor???

Multiple versions of "Oak"???

I don't understand these names

Red state baby girls be named after Guy Fieri’s wraparound sunglasses.

Why are all those red names so utterly horrible?

Are you seriously calling your boy Gunner? Why not... idk... Carpet? Or Computer? Or Bottle?

... Miriam is making a come back?

Eustace! Leave that poor dog alone!

And then also... jesus fuck, the right wing 2A crowd is now I guess just naming their kids 4 or 5 different variations of their favorite overpriced 'cool but also tactical' glasses?

I guess it makes sense for a Republican approach to daughters; literally just accessories they own so they can self-actualize via consumerism and performative conformity.

... Also I can only hope male Nico just barely making the list is from people who played GTA 4 and actually realized his entire story is a thorough evisceration of the concept of the American Dream.

Stetson - cowboy hats.
Briggs (& Stratton) - outboard motors.
Oakley (in three different spellings) - redneck eyewear of choice.

Conservatives are one generation away from naming their kids shit like Winchester, Remington, Walmart, and Budlight.

Rise of the -leighs, -lees, and -dens.

Lead poisoning leads to some dumb names

I wish they had name counts. I'm curious if there are like seven of each or seven thousand.

I’d assume that someone named Hattie has stories about living through the Great Depression.

All the red names sound like last names to me

Four different versions of shitty overpriced sunglasses favored by insecure man children? That tracks.

Lol @ Stetson

Briggs and Stratton next to each other on the red state list is too funny.

Fascinating that in the female category, blue has no names ending with the "ee" sound, and in the red category, there's no names ending in the "ah" sound.