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Leopards Ate My Face

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cross-posted from: https://sopuli.xyz/post/31615762

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[–] Part4@infosec.pub 14 points 1 day ago

He died doing something he loved: being eviscerated by black death thousands of miles away from the few people that pretended to love him in order to gain access to his money.

[–] leadore@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago (2 children)

There should be a photo of the buffalo posing with his body, like all those pics of him posing with his kills.

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 34 points 2 days ago (2 children)

“Locals shocked that megafauna are megafauna and humans are not invincible just because they have guns.”

In South Africa too. Like, do they not get that wild animals don’t play by human rules? It’s bigger than you. You took that risk.

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[–] NotForYourStereo@lemmy.world 36 points 2 days ago

And nothing of value was lost.

At least until they revenge hunt the animal for defending itself.

[–] PeePantsMcGee@sh.itjust.works 30 points 2 days ago

This warms my heart ❤️🥰

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Luigi showed how it's done. And a buffelo is the one to step in his footsteps? All hail this buffelo, shame on the test.

[–] Retreaux@lemmy.world 26 points 2 days ago

Rest in piss 👋

[–] SabinStargem@lemmy.today 12 points 2 days ago
[–] SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 days ago

Lol fair's fair, pretty sure he was fixing to kill a buffalo

[–] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

This should be posted in "uplifting."

Edit: it was!

[–] Walk_blesseD@piefed.blahaj.zone 17 points 2 days ago
[–] asg101@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 day ago

Nature bats last.... full respect to Comrade Buffalo.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I think this is more "fuck around and find out" than "leopards ate my face".

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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 1 points 1 day ago
[–] devolution@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Tragic.

So what's everyone having for dinner?

[–] Plum@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Half a pound of camembert so far.

..... it was a long day.

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[–] mrfriki@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 2 days ago

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo ate my face.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

sometimes you're the hunter.... other times you're the prey.

I'm sorry that buffalo had to go through that.

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

If they wanna call it a “sport” they have to let both sides win and lose.

[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

#TeamOrca and #TeamBuffalo

These "hunters" can eat shit.

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[–] Neuromancer49@midwest.social 16 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Hot take, I'll offer an alternative perspective. Obviously, poaching is one of the most disgusting crimes. Sourcing animal parts for folk remedies is reprehensible.

Responsibly managed hunting generates a ton of money, some of which which gets invested into the local community and into conservation efforts.

The key word here is responsible. If a land manager shared wealth in an equitable fashion with the locals, and demonstrates careful management of animal herds by close monitoring of populations, that's responsibility. I wouldn't want to hunt on lands owned by, say, a literal nazi in South Africa. But, unfortunately, as long as we live under capitalism, I have a hard time imagining a different way to encourage the world to preserve our natural resources.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 30 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I don't disagree but I also think it's fair game for the hunted to win. That should be part of the point of big game hunting, it's fucking dangerous and tbh it's a little satisfying as a poor when the buffalo beats the millionaire in a battle to the death the millionaire started

[–] Tonava@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 day ago

I honestly thought it was, I guess I can still have too high expectations of people. If they're not even seeking the adrenaline rush from the danger, it's like extra mega ultra omega level of pathetic instead of just extremely pathetic

[–] Bane_Killgrind@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 days ago (3 children)

The need for managed culls is partially driven by the displacement of predators and other disruption from human activity but ok

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[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (2 children)

The Hunt is about one thing, survival. And only one of you gets to claim it.

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