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[–] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 153 points 5 days ago (1 children)

homelessness minister

well yes she's making people homeless, job well done

[–] Senseless@feddit.org 32 points 5 days ago

Damnit. Beat me to it. But the joke basically wrote itself so.. :D

[–] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 91 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Maybe she misunderstood and didn’t realize she’s supposed to reduce homelessness.

[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 19 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Yes, but if she doesn't keep making more people homeless she'll be out of a job!

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 6 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Then she’ll be homeless! Which increases homelessness numbers! So they’ll have to give her a job again. But then she won’t be homeless anymore.

[–] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 4 days ago

schrodinger's homelessness

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[–] zarathustra0@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

Turkeys don't vote for Christmas.

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She resigned rather than keep the rents low. She’s just gonna go full evil landlord now

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 32 points 4 days ago

Minister for homelessness, previous experiences appreciated.

[–] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 47 points 5 days ago (1 children)

All landlords are bastards.

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 days ago (3 children)

I own two properties that I let out. I never cheat my tenants, it's bad for business. So (though I hate to put it like this): not all landlords.

Only 99%.

[–] Daefsdeda@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 days ago

Lemmy usees hate you for it but they can't imagine someone just temporarily needing to rent a place instead of buying it and being stuck there. It's a logical exchange between a homeowner and a (temporary) home seeker so please ignore the hate hahaha.

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[–] fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 14 points 4 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

This is a tough one. First, I don't think MPs shoupd be landlords, but:

  • She wanted to sell the house
  • She waited until the renters contract expired
  • She did offer a rolling contract to the current renters at their existing rent until the house sold
  • They declined
  • She put the house on the market and opened it up to any short-term renters who wanted to stay there while it was on the market
  • She listed it for current going rate
  • Someone took it
  • The house is still for sale.

To me, there isn't much wrong with that, what is wrong is:

  • She didn't wait 6 months. Not only is this terrible, but the optics are horrible and she should know that
  • She is using a tenant agency that tried to charge them a ton of move-out fees (She did have them canceled)

And..

She's the HOMELESSNESS MINISTER?!?! Sheash.

Edit: Some additional context from UK peoples - some letting agencies will relist your home without telling you. Fun stuff.

[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 27 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Being a landlord should automatically disqualify you from that position

I agree. Being a landlord should automatically disqualify you from being a landlord.

[–] BlackEco@lemmy.blackeco.com 44 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (4 children)

FIY, the Minister's party (Labour) is currently pushing a law to increase tenants' rights, including preventing this exact situation from happening, which makes the whole situation even more ridiculous and hypocritical.

Labour’s Renters’ Rights Bill, which will become law next year, prohibits landlords who have ended a tenancy in order to sell a property from relisting it for higher rent until at least six months after tenants have moved out.

[–] BakerBagel@midwest.social 23 points 5 days ago

Labour is a deeply unserious party that is trying to revert to Blairism. They want to look like they are doing something, but don't actually want to change anything.

[–] FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.cafe 16 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

It’s also the party who willingly sent hundreds of thousands of disabled people including children into poverty. So not too off brand either.

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[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 7 points 4 days ago

Is she trying to get in on this before the law passes?

[–] needanke@feddit.org 1 points 4 days ago

Sounds better than nothing but why even make it legal to evict tenants to sell a place in the first place?

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 36 points 4 days ago (2 children)
[–] FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.cafe 17 points 4 days ago (1 children)

They should rebrand to the “Work or Starve” party.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 17 points 4 days ago

Or Work And Still Starve at the rate they're going

[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago (2 children)

As a Canadian, sensitive question but how come everyone in the government and labor party is Indian nowadays? Im just curious as I’ve noticed it as I read these stories

[–] AnyOldName3@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The UK has a lot of ethnic Indians because of the empire and encouraging immigration to replace people who didn't survive WWII. The Labour Party has about as many people with Indian heritage as would be expected given population demographics. It's probably just more than in Canada, so it seems like a lot to you.

[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Never connected it to the post ww2 population decline but it makes sense, thanks

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

There was no significant population decline during or after WW2.

https://ourworldindata.org/grapher/population-of-england-millennium?time=1900..2016

Much of the effect of young men of working age getting killed off was mitigated by increased participation in the workforce by women.

Mirgration from the subcontinent had much more to do with the demand for cheap labour by manufacturers in the early 20th century, especially the textile industry, and by public services during the period of postwar rebuilding.

[–] rozodru@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

fellow Canadian, have you been to Toronto/Southern Ontario lately?

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 28 points 4 days ago (1 children)

My landlord did this. He said he wanted to sell the place, then rented it again at a way higher price. Very illegal, but I moved out of the city - hard to do small claims from so far away.

[–] KazuyaDarklight@lemmy.world 42 points 5 days ago

Always a nice change of pace seeing terrible politicians from outside the US. Terrible for our outlook as a species, but a nice change of scenery none the less.

[–] cyborganism@piefed.ca 26 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Look up France-Élaine Duranceau, minister of housing in Québec, Canada. Another fine example.

[–] Magister@lemmy.world 22 points 5 days ago (1 children)

yep, she's completely disconnected from reality. She bought her 700k$ house cash at like 30 something, cannot understand why people does not invest in real estate. She would be the one saying "are you trying not being poor?"

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 4 days ago

She will say "try not being poor"?

[–] cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 7 points 4 days ago

update: this article caused her to resign from her Ministerial position the next day.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Incredible. In the worst way.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 3 points 4 days ago

Seems pretty credible to me.

[–] Mike_Hunt@lemmy.ml 12 points 4 days ago

what a cunt

[–] Pudutr0n@feddit.cl 13 points 5 days ago

Guess she meant something different with "unreasonable rent increases".

[–] the_q@lemmy.zip 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Look... If you own housing with the express purpose of using it as a means of income or financial gain/stability then you're objectively a piece of human shit.

[–] Tja@programming.dev 2 points 4 days ago

Same if you sell food.

[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

Awful, but unfortunately happens a lot.

I bought my home two years ago in anticipation of my now former landlord selling the building, which he did last year. I didn't want to get priced out of living in the place I wanted to be.

[–] Redditsux@piefed.ca 6 points 4 days ago
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