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submitted 3 weeks ago by RmDebArc_5@piefed.zip to c/tumblr@lemmy.world
 
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[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 38 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

They're not showing the whole picture, which in this case would be Arachnimerica

[–] Transtronaut@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Funny, I thought of it as geological carcinization.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 3 weeks ago

It's cancer alright

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 weeks ago

araneus americanus

[–] celeste@kbin.earth 24 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I like how the words on califournia make it look like it's being shaken up and down.

[–] GabrielBell12fi@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You'd think it would be used to that by now

[–] shplane@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

It’s why my mother in law never visits. I am externally grateful for earthquakes

[–] trinsec@piefed.social 16 points 3 weeks ago

Well, America's already proven it doesn't need udders to be milked dry by the rich. 😋

[–] ServantOfRa@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

RFK's worst nightmare? Flourida

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] ServantOfRa@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Do bakers dream of American Udders?

[–] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 weeks ago

I don't kink shame

[–] Plantfoodclock@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

If you have both, America becomes a big spider. I think that's preferable to America with udders or quad-dick.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 weeks ago

More like Califivenia. The original's still there.

[–] bacon_pdp@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Well assuming economic output matched the state being duplicated, California would be the much preferred outcome.

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 weeks ago

And population as well. More than one third of all people in america would live in a california which would do pretty good things on elections for example.

[–] puchaczyk@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

It's not nightmare. It's called carcinisation and it's natural.

[–] Vinny_93@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Now do Fouregon

[–] infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I heard that country had like, 40 god damned dicks.

[–] GabrielBell12fi@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Only 40? Really?

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Imagine the storm systems that landform would induce.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Spiderica is everyone's worst nightmare. Could a meteorologist draw me up what the weather patterns might look like?

[–] selokichtli@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 weeks ago

Gulf of Ameriquarter?

i'm seeing double; four dicks

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 weeks ago

Udders is a much more sfw version of what those are - that's M'urika with (up to) eight dicks!

[–] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

SUCK ON DEM TIDDIES!

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Hmm, yes! Titillating