"Industrious customers."
Oh, you mean self-centered assholes. Right.
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You’re telling me that people brought office partitions… TO STARBUCKS???
Wait...people actually bring office partitions to starbucks???
People were bringing office partitions to Starbucks???
From the article: cagongjok - “cafe study tribe” lol
Also below that..
In our topmost picture, which the Korea Herald simply credits to social media (X)
You can tell this triggers the author.
Awww, I can't mine crypto while I drink my $30 coffee? That's not fair!
If lemmy would Grant awarda i would give you one!
Office partitions were being brought by people to Starbucks???
What about BYOPG? Bring Your Own Power Generator?
You need to leave the gennie outside so the carbon monoxide doesn't poison you. Then you can run some long-ass cables to where you're seated, blocking the door from shutting properly and causing a tripping hazard for the non-dickhead clientele.
Too much hassle. I'm installing a personal geothermal power station next to my Starbucks.
Bring in a drilling rig, you shouldn't have to drill more than a few hundred feet.