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[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 9 points 22 hours ago

"Industrious customers."

Oh, you mean self-centered assholes. Right.

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 4 points 22 hours ago

god forbid women do anything

[–] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You’re telling me that people brought office partitions… TO STARBUCKS???

[–] bytesonbike@discuss.online 1 points 19 hours ago

That was common in my city too. They "solved it" by making tables smaller and putting little cutesy signs like being considerate to sharing the space/power.

I stopped going to Starbucks so uncertain if it continued.

[–] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 45 points 2 days ago

Wait...people actually bring office partitions to starbucks???

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 48 points 2 days ago

People were bringing office partitions to Starbucks???

[–] marine_mustang@sh.itjust.works 31 points 2 days ago (1 children)

From the article: cagongjok - “cafe study tribe” lol

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Also below that..

In our topmost picture, which the Korea Herald simply credits to social media (X)

You can tell this triggers the author.

[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Awww, I can't mine crypto while I drink my $30 coffee? That's not fair!

[–] FuyuhikoDate@feddit.org 0 points 1 day ago

If lemmy would Grant awarda i would give you one!

[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)
[–] Bruhh@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

Office partitions were being brought by people to Starbucks???

[–] RedIce25@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (2 children)

What about BYOPG? Bring Your Own Power Generator?

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 3 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

You need to leave the gennie outside so the carbon monoxide doesn't poison you. Then you can run some long-ass cables to where you're seated, blocking the door from shutting properly and causing a tripping hazard for the non-dickhead clientele.

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Too much hassle. I'm installing a personal geothermal power station next to my Starbucks.

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 2 points 22 hours ago

Bring in a drilling rig, you shouldn't have to drill more than a few hundred feet.