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[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 7 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

This is just another reminder how weird a centaur is as a concept. Vertebrates don't have more than 4 limbs. Land vertebrates mostly have 4 legs, but the structure of their forelegs is very similar to human arms and wrists. Bats have wings, but their wings are basically arms with a membrane of skin between the bones. Even a Naga (human / snake hybrid) makes more sense than a centaur.

Also, think how unbalanced a centaur would be. Instead of a trunk that merely has to support a neck and a head, a centaur has to support a full half-human right at the front of its body. That would shift the centre of mass way forward, so most of the weight would be on the middle limbs. That would affect its ability to gallop, because in a gallop most of the running power of a horse comes from the back legs. If the back legs are almost completely unloaded because all the weight is at the front, the back legs wouldn't be able to push with much force.

A more realistic centaur would have the trunk weight shifted backwards, so instead of having a human torso replacing its neck and head, it would be like a rider on a horse but without the rider's legs or the horse's head.

[–] Ileftreddit@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

A human torso’s weight would be almost inconsequential compared to a whole ass horse body, not to mention the human part has abs and shit and will be coordinating with the horse part, cause it’s all one creature. Don’t get me wrong, it’s a ridiculous creature, I just think it could theoretically work

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Damn that's cool

[–] Sunsofold@lemmings.world 20 points 11 hours ago

They shoot you with their bow.

[–] Kapirotto@lemmy.ml 22 points 13 hours ago

They shoot arrows with a bow?!

[–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 7 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Centaurs (and other *taur types. Looking at you, furries) are overall an incredibly dumb design.

The more you think about them, the more they just don't work. I went from meh, to dislike, to hate for centaurs over the years.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 13 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

The more you think about them, the more they just don’t work.

Wait till you get into the math of .

A Pegasus, if it were to fly in the same way as a bird, would require extremely large wings relative to its body size, likely much larger than commonly depicted. Calculations suggest a wingspan of at least 30 meters (about 100 feet) for a horse-sized creature. This is due to the constraints of the square-cube law and the need for sufficient lift to support the horse's weight.

A study of dragons from movies and video games suggests they would need to fly much faster or have wings 45 times larger to stay aloft.

Don't even get me started on Sphinxes and Manticores.

[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 hours ago

For the pegasus, are they factoring in possibilities like having hollow bones like birds do to reduce weight? Granted, that would severely hamper their abilities to be a horse, but maybe they're not supposed to be beasts of burden?

[–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago

That's why I like my winged mythical creatures with really big wings.

Sphinxes are bad, but still not as bad as centaurs, as Sphinxes don't have an entire additional body attached to their body.

[–] kiagam@lemmy.world 4 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

That is why I like unicorns. when they fly, nobody starts calculating. Everybody just accepts the magic

[–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 5 points 9 hours ago

I'm a sci-fi guy. I can accept that whatever force is causing the unicorn to fly is one that I haven't measured or studied yet.

Any sufficiently understood magic is indistinguishable from science.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 12 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

I would be holding on to my dick and balls so they don't smack me in the asshole every gallop.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I'd hold my hands like when you stick your hand out of the car window and surfs on the air.

[–] xorollo@leminal.space 2 points 5 hours ago

Like the centaurs in fantasia

[–] jaupsinluggies@feddit.uk 6 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

How do horses solve that problem?

[–] Tja@programming.dev 7 points 11 hours ago

The saddle apparatus has a cock holster to prevent chafing.

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 23 points 18 hours ago
[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 9 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago

Two smaller ones, yes, while multiclassing as a rogue/ranger for multiple shots per turn.

[–] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 8 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

What do humans do with their arms when they are sprinting?

[–] RedditRefugee69@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 11 hours ago

They swing them in sync with the opposing leg.

Centaurs have four.

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 68 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They hold a polearm. Always.

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 52 points 1 day ago (2 children)
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[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 10 points 21 hours ago

Finally the correct answers have arrived

[–] witten@lemmy.world 10 points 18 hours ago

They hold the reins.

[–] JubJubBird@sh.itjust.works 26 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

They cross their arms since they also don't know what to do with them.

[–] HatchetHaro@pawb.social 10 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 150 points 1 day ago (6 children)

they clack together two halves of split open coconuts to confuse the enemy

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[–] 8000gnat@reddthat.com 4 points 16 hours ago

maybe you can't stop thinking about it but I'm built different

[–] shoop@lemmy.ca 109 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Maybe they Naruto run while galloping

[–] RustyShackleford@literature.cafe 60 points 1 day ago (13 children)

That is absolute nightmare fuel. This image alone is enough reason to ban ai.

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[–] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 73 points 1 day ago (4 children)

With the whole upper half bobbing up/down like a horse nodding it's head while it runs.

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[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 5 points 18 hours ago

They play the accordion!!

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