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a sub exhibitionist bottom into humiliation would be absolutely drooling at the idea of that scenario holy shit

not sure if it helps you, but i find it easiest to clean when there are few items in the sink.

a mug and a spoon? heck yeah, i'm cleaning that shit. three plates, six bowls, six pairs of chopsticks, two knives, two pans, and a cutting board? fuck that shit i'm gonna go watch a movie.

sure it's less efficient, but if you clean one or two things in between tasks while you cook, you'll be surprised at how much washing up you get done during your usual "waiting time" by the time you're finished making dinner.

most people already (unfairly) brand pedophiles as monsters, and so placing trans people into the same category as pedophiles is a way of alienating trans people from the "regular folk", marking them as the same "monsters" as "pedophiles".

to clarify on the "unfairly": pedophilia is a paraphilic disorder (a paraphilia (a subjectively "atypical" fetish) that, when satisfied, may bring harm to others), not a crime; attraction is not sexual assault.

plenty of wolf dongs in furry fiction; all ya gotta do is look.

"knots" and "sheaths" are common terms when it comes to canine penises. "cloaca" and "slits" appear often for scalies.

"paranormal romance" is such a PG term for "monster fucker" lul

yes, and i even got enrolled (unwillingly) into water polo courses by my older sisters. understandably, the coach hated me because i was overweight and a slow swimmer.

there was a bit of inappropriate verbal harassment from the older members of the water polo team. after that, i got self-conscious and eventually stopped swimming.

maybe i'll try swimming again.

everything in english

i'm better at english than my native language lul

whenever i get an itch that i can't scratch, usually it's just because the itch is actually someplace else, so i gotta search for it.

1. bidet

2. just step into the shower and wash your arse

3. wet a piece of paper towel (bad for the plumbing, but better than wet wipes)

holy shit calm your horses

i eat one to two eggs per day, so anywhere from seven to fourteen a week. it's about $1 per egg.

... hong kong $.

psst just letting you know that surfshark doesn't have ip forwarding, so you can't seed while torrenting with it