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[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 160 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

they clack together two halves of split open coconuts to confuse the enemy

[–] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 39 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Where'd they get the coconuts?

[–] voodoocode@feddit.org 49 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

A swallow could've carried it

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 2 weeks ago

Ah, but African swallows are non-migratory

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[–] SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago

holy shit 6 legged bovine thing

[–] shoop@lemmy.ca 113 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Maybe they Naruto run while galloping

[–] RustyShackleford@literature.cafe 61 points 2 weeks ago (16 children)
[–] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 38 points 2 weeks ago

That is absolute nightmare fuel. This image alone is enough reason to ban ai.

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[–] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 78 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

With the whole upper half bobbing up/down like a horse nodding it's head while it runs.

[–] Pronell@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

By that description, I imagine a centaur walking like a chicken.

It's my failure, not yours.

I might need to make chicken-centaurs in my game. Comical at first until you realize they're raptors.

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

oh no not a 4 legged, hooved, larger utahraptor

does the horse part have fur and the raptor part have feathers or does one of them just take over the other?

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[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 76 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They hold a polearm. Always.

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 57 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
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[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 56 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Hmm, humans swing their arms while running to counteract angular movement. Presumably, the horse undercarriage wouldn't have this problem, because there's more legs in an offset motion and just some distance between the pairs of legs to hold the body straight.

But horses nod their heads during gallop, so maybe the centaurs would do a little chug-chug motion with their arms instead.

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[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 55 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Hold a shield and spear or somethin like that maybe?

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 24 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

So you think centaurs are always going to fight someone? That's racist.

[–] Twinklebreeze@lemmy.world 28 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I think, canonically, they're always going to rape someone.

[–] Klear@quokk.au 14 points 2 weeks ago

That's rapist.

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Ah nonono, thats just their sense of fashion. Both are actually made out of cardboard and they take great pride in the intricate ways that they paint them.

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[–] Thoath@leminal.space 44 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)
[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 36 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
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One hand scrolls through tiktok and the other holds an iced coffee, just like humans do while driving a car.

[–] Sunsofold@lemmings.world 29 points 2 weeks ago

They shoot you with their bow.

[–] JubJubBird@sh.itjust.works 28 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

They cross their arms since they also don't know what to do with them.

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[–] Kapirotto@lemmy.ml 26 points 2 weeks ago

They shoot arrows with a bow?!

[–] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 26 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

They place them majestically on their hips, as if they're the captain of a boat.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 5 days ago

one hand on the hip, the other held above their eyes as they gaze longingly into the distance

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"HMS Centaur, coming through!"

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 26 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Townlately@feddit.nl 25 points 2 weeks ago

Does no one watch Xena anymore?

[–] mesamunefire@piefed.social 22 points 2 weeks ago

Naruto run.

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

they actually just bend down and use the human arms to help walk (more legs = faster, since less time without touching ground, more time propelling themselves forward)

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[–] sundray@lemmus.org 20 points 2 weeks ago

Just windmilling their fists like wrecking balls.

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago
[–] shadowedcross@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Random, but I've just now realised centaurs can't shake hands with the milkman.

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[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago

If you'd imagine how much something like a centaur would need to eat, they'd probably carry snacks.

[–] Bongles@lemmy.zip 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

In all the media I've seen the arms basically just stay in place, half bent.

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[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

This is just another reminder how weird a centaur is as a concept. Vertebrates don't have more than 4 limbs. Land vertebrates mostly have 4 legs, but the structure of their forelegs is very similar to human arms and wrists. Bats have wings, but their wings are basically arms with a membrane of skin between the bones. Even a Naga (human / snake hybrid) makes more sense than a centaur.

Also, think how unbalanced a centaur would be. Instead of a trunk that merely has to support a neck and a head, a centaur has to support a full half-human right at the front of its body. That would shift the centre of mass way forward, so most of the weight would be on the middle limbs. That would affect its ability to gallop, because in a gallop most of the running power of a horse comes from the back legs. If the back legs are almost completely unloaded because all the weight is at the front, the back legs wouldn't be able to push with much force.

A more realistic centaur would have the trunk weight shifted backwards, so instead of having a human torso replacing its neck and head, it would be like a rider on a horse but without the rider's legs or the horse's head.

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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

I would be holding on to my dick and balls so they don't smack me in the asshole every gallop.

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