Pink has never provided so much contrast.
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Bradbury did it
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Small_Assassin_(short_story)
"It's not nice being afraid of the thing you birthed." Her whisper lowered, became harsh, fierce, swift. "He tried to kill me! He lies there, listens to us talking, waiting for you to go away so he can try to kill me again! I swear it!" Sobs broke from her.
"Please," he kept saying, soothing her. "Stop it, stop it. Please."
She cried in the dark for a long time. Very late she relaxed, shakingly, against him. Her breathing came soft, warm, regular, her body twitched its worn reflexes and she slept.
He drowsed.
And just before his eyes lidded wearily down, sinking him into deeper and yet deeper tides, he heard a strange little sound of awareness and awakeness in the room.
The sound of small, moist, pinkly elastic lips.
The baby.
.... What?
I guess it's about gun safety?
they poopin
This is exactly why we need to free Hat McCullogh. Yes, he killed 23 babies but everyone knows it was self defense.
I first watched this episode in French (long time ago) and they struggled so much to make a similar joke as Free Hat
"Libérez Gratos"
To be fair here, Mom and Dad both have eye protection from the sun but the demon twinsies don't
The one on the left is the mastermind and the one on the right is the muscle
Pinky and The Brain
Take turns sleeping and keeping watch.
So business as usual with these brats
RIP that couple. I remember when this was in the news awhile back. Gave me nightmares for weeks.
who
I wish it was mandatory to provide context... So many comments and no one explaining what this is all about.
My guess is that they went camping, the babies lured grizzlies over that ate the parents. The grizzlies looked after the babies like they were their own. The babies are now a modern day grizzly version of Tarzan.
Instant headcanon. Þe Grizzly Twins
Who are these?
Weapons 2