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[–] Eheran@lemmy.world 32 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Clippy is innocent! Leave him out of this!

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He murdered my buddy, bonzi.

[–] PapaCabbage@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

True, but we did learn later that Bonzi was a spy.

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 4 points 1 month ago

So is all our phones but we still use them.

[–] scytale@piefed.zip 8 points 1 month ago

Yeah, Clippy never forced anything. Yeah it was sometimes persistent and annoying, but it was largely harmless, unlike Copilot.

[–] interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 27 points 1 month ago

Clippy just wanted to help, he wouldn't do this, this is microsoft propaganda and slander

[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

Only an agent of Microsoft would do a post like that!

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 month ago

(Credit to Funhole)

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

But I thought Clippy only wants to help. Don't tell me that he's a mascot for a company that's been engaged in the absolute worst anti-consumer practices for as long as they existed; that might put a damper on my slacktivism!

[–] Little8Lost@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (3 children)

It looks like you made that with the picrew pfp maker one

[–] Cris_Color@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

Thank you, my life is better for the fact this exists

[–] Cris_Color@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Thats a thing??? Looking that up right now. I may not change my pfp cause I like it when it's cute, but maybe I can at least come up with something fun and use it for something, amongst all the websites where I have an account

[–] Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

100% correct!

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

When you skip too many Arch updates (and then try to do them all at once):

[–] somerandomperson@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

realise you haven't updated in ages

sudo pacman -Syu

looksgood.jpg

Press enter a bunch of times

errors happen

okay?.webp

reboot

you boot into the grub shell

[–] somerandomperson@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Nah, I decided that I misunderstood your comment and deleted mine. Like immediately.

But maybe I didn't? I still can't tell exactly what you're trying to say.

I'm curious as to why you'd think I'm trying to be slick by deleting that comment?

[–] somerandomperson@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I, for some reason, wanted to re-put that comment there, because i have seen A LOT of comment chains that can't be understood because some bitch decides to delete all their comments in the chain.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 month ago

I straight up posted my comment, re-read yours and was like "I think I took the opposite meaning" so deleted.

Honestly still unsure if I read your comment correctly.

[–] bert_macklin_fbi@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

I'm getting some real Dr Carroll from "Perfect Dark" vibes.