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[–] FrChazzz@lemmus.org 87 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Andre de Grande?

Arianna Giant?

[–] KazuchijouNo@lemy.lol 28 points 1 month ago (2 children)

'Grande' means Big in spanish

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Andre means Ariana in Spanish.

[–] KazuchijouNo@lemy.lol 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

'The giant' means 'very very big' in spanish

[–] FrChazzz@lemmus.org 11 points 1 month ago

And giants are famous for their diminutive size.

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Andre the Grande

[–] Binette@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 month ago

Arianna the Grande

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 54 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Everything I have ever read about Andre tells me that he was one of the sweetest, nicest, most amazing people to ever live. And he was French, so consider that.

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 31 points 1 month ago

What is better, to be born not-French, or to overcome your French nature through great effort?

[–] thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] Ixoid@aussie.zone 8 points 1 month ago

You ARE the brute squad!

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Shhh, that's personal

[–] BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

And he’s the inspiration behind Shrek

[–] DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Both have a great gift for rhyme...

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

No more rhymes now, I mean it!

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 21 points 1 month ago

Does anyone want a peanut?

[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 1 points 1 month ago

Fi Fa Fo Fum

[–] Carvex@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

's left nut reincarnated. She tiny.

[–] Draegur@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 11 points 1 month ago

Andre the Grande

[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I absolutely recommend everyone watch the ariana grande segment of Pete Davidsons stand-up it's fucking hilarious about the double standards

https://youtu.be/x0QuYvafkoU

I want to not like that dude but he's genuinely funny.

[–] al_Kaholic@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No the fabric colors are off

[–] TheDoozer@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

There's a village in Final Fantasy XIV that has that belief. That if a warrior is great enough, they are reborn into the next child born, and that child is raised with the understanding that that is who they are and continue to be. Gender is fairly meaningless to them, too.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 1 month ago

This explains everything!: everything refers to all things or having possession of all things.

[–] medem@lemmy.wtf 1 points 1 month ago

Is that Ninel Siliconde?