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[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 32 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (3 children)

Much of what the British and French didn't take, was LOOTED for private collections; dug-up Egyptian mummies were literally sold on the Cairo streets to be ground up into "medicinal" potions:

  1. Tasted like shit.
  2. Did jack shit medicinally or for anything else at all, for that matter.
  3. Destroyed an entire ancient, priceless cultural legacy.

Do you think those old grave burglars wanted the jewelry as it was, as some sort of sacred amulet? Bullshit, they melted those artifacts, all they cared or knew about was the street price of gold by weight.

In many cases, being taken into public museums around the world, saved many priceless objects from being destroyed or becoming part of some wealthy asshole's secret art stash.

[–] Coleslaw4145@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

That doesn't explain why, in the 21st century, they can't give things back to countries that are now stable and safe.

For example, there's still lots of Irish artefacts in British museums that they refuse to return to Ireland. Greece has also been requesting the Elgin Marbles back but Britain continuously refuses.

Granted, there's also lots of artefacts in Irish museums that were put there when Ireland was a part of the British Empire. But the difference here is that Ireland seeks to repatriate them and Britain does not.

Britain taking care of those artefacts to protect them from looting is one thing, but when a country of origin requests their artefacts back, its the refusal that turns the caretaker into the thief.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 4 points 4 days ago

We're still looking at it.

[–] brem@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 days ago

I like to joke about "archeologists" selling mummy cocks for rich folks to grind up as an aphrodisiac, but there is a dark twist often to my humor (humour, as the penis eaters might spell it)

[–] Codpiece@feddit.uk 26 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Well, apart from all the stone, bronze and Iron Age artifacts from our own country, and all the stuff (legally) on loan…

[–] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 20 points 5 days ago (1 children)

And properly bought, or received as gifts. These things do exist.

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

They do, the meme is just being cheeky about the Brits having notoriously sticky fingers throughout the 19th century.

[–] CybranM@feddit.nu 7 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Don't interrupt their "museum bad" circlejerk

[–] ThunderclapSasquatch@startrek.website 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Which is itself just a dogwhistle for "white people are evil and have no culture"

[–] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

White people have no culture because white people don't exist. It's a made up race. All Europeans aren't a single race, there's like a hundred of European races. People just made up the idea of white people in America to make all the Europeans feel united in oppressing the brown and black people.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 days ago

Yeah, but let’s not pretend China, Japan and Southeast Asia didn’t do the same thing.

[–] MotoAsh@lemmy.world -3 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Museums aren't bad you dolt. Stealing artifacts from other cultures is.

[–] CybranM@feddit.nu 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I just find the endless beating of a dead horse to be tiresome. Not all artifacts are stolen you dolt.

[–] MotoAsh@lemmy.world 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

No fucking shit you moron. That's not the focus of the post, now is it? Fuck you idiots are so tiresome.

[–] CybranM@feddit.nu 0 points 2 days ago

Good day to you too, woke up on the wrong side this morning?

[–] ech@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Even a "only from your country" museum would mostly be artifacts from indigenous people, which should be considered just as stolen. So what's left after that's returned?

[–] ThunderclapSasquatch@startrek.website -2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I'm sorry are indigenous people not counted anymore? Am I suddenly no longer American?

[–] ech@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Way to go out of your way to take offense. My point was that most countries hold artifacts of people they've subjugated or even removed. Taking over didn't make those artifacts "theirs" anymore than it does for artifacts they've moved from other countries.

[–] nialv7@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

So... Why don't they return all the things they stole?

[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

Even had to return the ceiling.

[–] negativenull@piefed.world 11 points 5 days ago

I like how this one doesn't even need an explanation.

[–] Eternal192@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Pretty sure every country that exists today has museums full of stolen stuff, ok not every country, third world countries don't have anything, it's all been stolen already.

[–] Sergio@piefed.social 3 points 4 days ago

C'mon, museums in developing nations still have good stuff, don't shame em.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Quick! Put the Sutton Hoo mask on everything! It even has a mustache!

[–] teslasaur@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Pretty funny to think how people treat ownership.

The societies that created the artefacts are dead and gone, the only thing connecting them and those alive today is the land they lay upon. Who has the right to the artefacts if there is no one left to claim them from the originators? Might aswell be those that take care of them and preserve them.

[–] Cataphract@lemmy.ml 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It's an interesting conundrum. What inspiration could a local population get from seeing artifacts of their lands ancestors and how they lived? How might a society and individuals be improved when exposed to museums and art that those before them created? We seem to put a lot of emphasis on the importance of the arts in western culture so it seems to be relevant by our own standards.

How does the securing and profiteering of those said artifacts by outside forces effect the area (economically and religiously) and the populations opinion on those historic and ancient sites when abused and seen as an excuse to enslave and brutalize the locals?

Who, in those outside forces that come to remove what they seem valuable, gets to determine what is cared for/sold and preserved? What positive narrative do they wish to portray of a land and people that they have no real connection too?

History has already shown the outcomes in museums when we refer to barbaric and "savage" people. Do you really think those institutions have always had the best in mind when concerning all of this?

[–] teslasaur@lemmy.world 0 points 4 days ago

It's an interesting conundrum. What inspiration could a local population get from seeing artifacts of their lands ancestors and how they lived?

They might have, but there is evidence that they didn't. At the very least not any society they would deem as savage, brutish or sacreligious. There is a long history of people that didn't value recording the past. It's frustratingly one of the many reasons that most of recorded history is either Chinese or Christian.

How does the securing and profiteering of those said artifacts by outside forces effect the area (economically and religiously) and the populations opinion on those historic and ancient sites when abused and seen as an excuse to enslave and brutalize the locals?

Don't know, but its hardly a new occurrence. It has always been the case that property and land is subject to conflict. The difference is that the Renaissance and industrial age GREATLY affected the outcome between those that has technology and those that didn't.

Who, in those outside forces that come to remove what they seem valuable, gets to determine what is cared for/sold and preserved? What positive narrative do they wish to portray of a land and people that they have no real connection too?

Its of course easy to be self righteous after the fact, but given the times when they happened, most of us wouldn't have any choice in the matter. I would perhaps equate it to something like clothes today. You know that a child likely made the clothes you wear, but would you go naked outside? The artefacts where either purchased by a ruler of the land, or taken by the proposed rulers of the land, so it would be theirs by right.

History has already shown the outcomes in museums when we refer to barbaric and "savage" people. Do you really think those institutions have always had the best in mind when concerning all of this?

Like i said earlier, acting like other people were savages wasn't exactly a new occurrence in the Imperial age. Just exacerbated by difference in technology. I don't think that they did, but to compare them to institutions of today more than a hundred years after the fact is just not relevant in my eyes.

[–] MattTheProgrammer@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

I can't believe this image can still make me sad because of the show ending not because of the brits stealing artifacts

[–] exu@feditown.com 3 points 5 days ago

I visited Copenhagen recently and that was my thought walking through Carlsberg's collection of statues. It was pretty cool though

[–] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 2 points 5 days ago

Welcome to Earf.

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world -1 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] Hobo@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago

That's the British English spelling if you're insinuating it's incorrect spelling.

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/artefact