I have one called Lunch Planning where we shit talk our employees and plan to unionize.
this post was submitted on 10 Oct 2025
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Employers*, I hope?
Whoops, yes.
I have outsourced my job to ten poor Indian guys all named Michael. I skim the top 75% of their wages, so you could consider me a very reasonable employer.
My MAD defense is having my ten proxies unionise and bring down the company I work for in case my boss wants me to actually do an honest days work.
You guys... name your chats?
Where is the "Group/family dynamics result in 70 different ad hoc chat threads that often only differ by one or two different people because reasons, which means that half the time someone who was supposed to know something gets left out, but that's okay because their SO was probably in the thread" gang?
Y'know, I've never actually been in a family group chat.
I'm okay with that.
when it comes to discord, "greg" is probably the guy's username.
so not everyone i guess?
misses the mark w/ my group but not entirely. Yes we offer support and therapy, and yes we have a meme/edgelord channel for posting the most horrible things we can find on the internet. But at the same time its a genuine group of friends, we plan get together, talk about kids, jobs, games, home projects... just normal friend stuff.
The perfect balance of weirdness and wholesomeness. I have this with individual friends but a group chat sounds extra fun.
We have a dudes group chat that we take turns renaming on a roughly monthly basis. Always a penis pun, by chance.
There. I changed it again, hahah
Well you can't just say that and not tell us what you changed it from and to
It's in french and it plays on several years of obscure references and double entendres... apologies it would be too involved
I have two
One called Group Fuggin’ with the Boys which is our magic the gathering group and one called Weekend Plans which also has our chick friends in it.
I also have one friend labeled as “Captain Commutism”.
Captain Commutism
They're passionate about transit?
Sonic the Hedgehog and Lenin.
My friend group is just "Pooter's new House" (pooter being our name for a cat that would break into my friends apartment) and "The Uncivilised Six Mikus" which was originally a Civ5 group but became the main chat
Looks at discord voice chat channel named The Champagne Room
This meme checks out.
My husband's have silly names but no dick puns. I'm a little disappointed in him right now to be honest.
My friends Blackjack and Hookers server has two channels, so all the conversation and news is in #shitposting
I have "Tunnels and Big Lizards", "Sabres and Sails", "Found Paths" and "Not Another TTRPG group chat".
They're all TTRPG group chats.
My friends' group chat is not even words. It's just a bunch of shift+number characters.