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This must be the Japanese edition

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 57 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Lol. I’m afraid the fascists will intentionally misinterpret this joke.

[–] Naich@lemmings.world 10 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] Denjin@feddit.uk 43 points 1 week ago (1 children)

His neck flaps look like a vagina

[–] Naich@lemmings.world 6 points 1 week ago
[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The joke is obviously about the vagina neck. I have seen other neck related nsfl jokes in the past few weeks… this is not that.

[–] NotSteve_@piefed.ca 1 points 1 week ago

The joke isn't obvious if you haven't seen the actual cover photo. Only just saw it now and oof

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago
[–] theluckyone@discuss.online 3 points 1 week ago

Sure ain't because TACO is a ballchinian, on account of having no balls at all.

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 45 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Is this a real cover though? Is Time actually fucking saying he triumped in Gaza?

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 55 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Yes, it is real.

I have no idea what they say inside, though. But he's getting a big deal of respect for being there at the moment Israel realized the entire world would turn against them and decided to accept the deal where they get everything but the Palestinians are kept alive.

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It doesn't really matter what it says in the article for it. Trump cares about headlines and photos. And this is giving him a 10.

[–] IzzyJ@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

So do most or his base, and most people for that matter, sadly

[–] MrEff@lemmy.world 35 points 1 week ago (3 children)

(Movie 43- in case you were wondering if this was real)

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I don't know wtf this is, but I'm not a fan

[–] notarobot@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 week ago

Do you ever take a pill and fell like it's stuck on your throat? This can happen if you don't go see a doctor right away

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] MrEff@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Also a good reference. Lol. I forgot about this one.

He's a ballchinean!!

[–] Catalyst_A@lemmy.ml 32 points 1 week ago

They already violated the ceasefire 14 times today.

[–] WhatGodIsMadeOf@feddit.org 24 points 1 week ago

What if everyone blurred his face... For all posts.... And news articles.

[–] PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago

Raise your standards, then, random gooner.

[–] Anissem@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 week ago

And think, with all the Big Mac grease run off, it’s all nicely lubed up already.

[–] blave@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago
[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Not the trussy smh my head

real
big

energy

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I’ve read doujinshi’s with less censoring.