Every time I think they can't get any more stupid, they do.
this post was submitted on 17 Oct 2025
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He looked about him, felt the air, looked deep within, and came to the clear realisation that what the people really deserve and crave in this political moment, is clarity and leadership on doing big cums
yeah I'm sure THAT's the reason no one is having kids and not the fact that no one can afford to house said kids, or can afford to feed an extra mouth or two, or afford everything else thats involved in raising a child.
yeah, got it, the sperm count is down.
yeah aren't they worried we are rolling in abortions?
I mean, sperm count is down and it is a problem. But it's not the reason people aren't having kids.
and it is a problem
Debatable.
Oh god. I don't want to know how he conducted this research.
Taste test.
Visual, he can tell the you the sperm count of any individual at twenty yards with uncanny inaccuracy.
RFK suckin off preteen boys and being confused.
Hey now, RFK wasnt sucking them off exactly, he was testing to make sure they were circumsized, and that they had a healthy sperm count. He can also tell if the kids are healthy just by looking at them. Naked, obviously.
When my uncle was president, the fertility rate in this country was 3.5%. Today, it is 1.6%. The replacement rate, in other words the amount of fertility that you need in order to keep your population even, is 2.1%. We are below replacement right now. That is a national security threat to our country and we know why this is happening, and President Trump is addressing the root causes through his MAHA agenda of reducing endocrine disruptors, the exposure to chemicals that decrease fertility.
You can't debate that. Mostly because it's just illogical altogether. It would like trying to convince someone that pasta doesn't taste like clay bricks. There's no logic to the initial argument, you can't logic that away.
He's got a bit confused. It's the birth rate, and it's not a percent. You need a birth rate of 2.1 per person to keep the population steady. It's nothing to do with fertility, but more personal choices, like when a couple look around and think "nah, I'm not going to subject my kids to these fucking idiots".
If I wasn’t already not having kids I definitely would have done it just to spite Paul Ryan
Yeah. Leaving aside his getting the units wrong, he's interpreting the fertility rate as is it's a direct measure of sperm viability. There might be a causal connection between the two, but conflating them like RFKJ does is idiotic.
Is this AI generated? It seems like such a string of random elements… I can’t help but being impressed somehow. Like, wow, this pigeon really succeeded in shitting all over the chessboard!
Is this AI generated?
Man I wish it was. It'd make more sense.
Still doesn't excuse the pedo in chief going after teenage girls
oh hey I'd totally forgotten about that topic.
How do you think they got the data?
(I'm sure it wasn't all just teenage girls)
They really are obsessed with what people do in their bedrooms.
Yeah, because if people aren’t fucking and producing kids then they lose labor and potential profits. They also lose the help of the youngsters to ensure that they have all the lovely care to make their passing as wonderful as it can be.
It’s fucked.
Allow me to buy a house where I live and I’m down to have a kid or two
But will you obsessively monitor their sperm?
Can dude get anymore creepy!? WTF?!
I miss when stories like this only came out of North Korea.
Oh man, can you imagine how the US looks to the rest of the world right now? Open and rampant corruption, pedophilia, hyper religion, war crimes, and general idiocy. If I were them I'd be fleeing the dollar and not consuming any of our media. Our soft power is plummeting through the floor right now. We are the laughingstock of the planet.
Me, too. BUT, when we read an absolutely idiotic statement from NK, we had to ask, "Wait, did the translator get that right? Nobody is that stupid, right?"
This way cuts out the middle man. Yes, they absolutely are that stupid, no question.
When my uncle was president, the fertility rate in this country was 3.5%. Today, it is 1.6%. The replacement rate, in other words the amount of fertility that you need in order to keep your population even, is 2.1%. We are below replacement right now. That is a national security threat to our country and we know why this is happening, and President Trump is addressing the root causes through his MAHA agenda of reducing endocrine disruptors, the exposure to chemicals that decrease fertility.
Today, the average teenager in this country has 50% of the sperm count, 50% of the testosterone as a 65-year-old man
I very strongly doubt that the limiting factor on the total fertility rate is male infertility.
EDIT: Also, RFK, Jr., it's not "3.5%", "1.6%", and "2.1%". It's "3.5", "1.6", and "2.1", as in, children per woman. Okay, maybe that's being pedantic, but I'm also not the Secretary of Health and Human Services with speechwriters and a ton of experts advising me announcing focuses in national policy.
Today, the average teenager in this country has 50% of the sperm count, 50% of the testosterone as a 65-year-old man
Makes sense. The 65-year-old man is a man, while 50% of the teenagers are girls/women.
Lol take that mathing and get outta here!
I guess there’s your reason why people aren’t having kids. I guess should should start tackling the micro plastic problem first…
I'm guessing his boss should know plenty about minors...
- He said the country is under birthing, its American duty to bring those numbers up.
- Younger generational males are too weak to take on the duty.
- Women are reaching fertility 6 years younger.
- Older men 65+ are better capable of doing duty.
There is a narrative here folks, and it's all sorts of wrong.
Who would want to make a kid in this right wing corrupt pedophiliac capitalist anti-environmentalist hellhole we're living in?
Sounds like child abuse even thinking about doing it.
Why do I believe he’s actually done extensive first hand research on this?
This says more about the glory holes he visits.
Given present circumstances I can't rule out this as astroturfing a justification for pedophelia to up birth rates.
Isn't the obvious answer because old men Are so unhealthy they cant get hard anymore vs teenage boys which keep their sperms levels down through rigorous activities?
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