offer refugee status to Europeans who oppose migration
Wouldn't a "refugee" who "opposes migration" be called a "hypocrite"?
this post was submitted on 17 Oct 2025
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They can't think that far.
Yes they can. They don’t care.
As an european, i 100% support this. Send all the crazy right-wingers to america. we don't need them here. There's nothing for them to do here anyways.
would be quite empty here.
It's not only 'crazy right-wingers'.
Plenty political parties including the ones pretending to be socialist have adopted the right-wing anti-immigrant policies.
Same for the horrible EU government and their fortress Europe.
I find the xenophobic left-wing European political parties quite strange. I generally chalk it up to Putin’s influence.
couldn't be more wrong.
They manage fascism and xenophobia all on their own.
History repeats itself
as a german you should know better. they better stay home.
can europe offer refugee status to people that don't want to live in the US anymore?
Yes. Let's trade!
NO, they deserve to live there
No 🙂↔️
listen, it works out for both of us. I get a country that values human lives and privacy a little more than my current one, and you get some good mexican food. you ever had a taco before? it's gonna change your entire world.
We don't need tacos, we have tacos at home.
The tacos at home:
I would eat it but that ain't a taco
Deal 🤝
Is there anything tacos can't solve??
IBS.
Medicinal tacos, check mate.
We have Mexicans and taco trucks too.
And I can cook, so looks like you have nothing to offer.
The best thing you can do is give back the land you stole from Mexico.
You don't even need to move if you're in the south.
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You know what? Yes! Thank you very much!
Thanks for taking them in. We really don’t want them around here anymore. They are not only some of the worst, but also the dumbest people in Europe. We would happily help them pack their stuff. This will considerably improve our already high living standards.
God bless you USA ❤️
I wanted to say the same, i will pay for as many flight tickets as i can if needed! He can have every single one of thost mouthbreathers.
Can we set up a trade basis so some of us can head over there?
Finally the German AfD is getting the kick-more-people-out-from-Germany they always ask for! Themselves!
Wait, the people that oppose migrants are looking to become migrants?
*Expatriates, not filthy immigrants.
Oh, the irony.
So if I get this right, refugees are okay as long as they are white and faithful to Trump?
That doesn't sound problematic at all.
Yea he gave a bunch of white Afrikaners refugee status https://apnews.com/article/trump-south-africa-refugees-afrikaner-white-f5ed3aa615e0448157f8c4752d2a0cc7
Who wants to migrate to a third world country? Trumps delusional again
yes but if americans are lucky europe will do a tit for tat.
Scumbags with a little bit of money and a lot of ego.
...This feels like a trap.
Here I was thinking you were going to end that sentence with "rape"
i'm confused
Oh please open this to British people right now and take the gammon horde so we don't end up with Farage in charge.
good riddance! (though the irony of anti-migrationists migrating is amusing)
🤣🖕🖕🖕🖕🤘
Okay can we work on an exchange program? Cuz like if some German Nazis want to come here I'll take their place.
I often think we should let in anybody who wants to work, as long as they take one of ours that don't...
All of the white replacement, they're coming for our jobs and women type who worried about Democrats letting "future blue voters" in en masse.
Not a peep about this deliberate policy to import white South African racists and European fascists
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Oh please offer the same for Canadians! They are soooooo oppressed! They need refugee status! 😏
Is there a Lemmy community for “BrandNewSentence” where this can be cross posted? Because this sentence is definitely unique! Good grief, the cognitive dissonance is too damn high.
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