If you ride a 5G horse into a tunnel, does your call still drop?
this post was submitted on 21 Oct 2025
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Asking the important questions. While I'm not an expert in the matter, I've been told your phone is at risk of exploding from it's strength
The 5g strength or the horse strength?
Edit; 5g, not phones.
The strength of the 5g waves
I meant 5g. Im a bit tired.
Eh, I'm probably better off without it. The phone I mean, not the 5G horse. Who wouldn't want one of those?
Ah I presume youre vaccinated then
Amongst other things, yes. Also mithridatized against a broad spectrum of various substances.
Actually, you drop.
Even if you do decimate it, you've still got a 4.5G horse to deal with. What'cha gonna do then?
I fear no decimal. It's the while numbers I'm worried about
The fuck is that last photo?
Album cover of Hidden History of the Human Race by Blood Incantation
Yeah, I'm neither vaccinated for 5G horses
You fucking neighsayers will be the death of us all!!!
Don't fear, it's just your NEIGHbor.
Go to jail. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200.
There's a night rider pun in here somewhere, but I'm not finding it.
Oh thank goodness, I thought it was gonna be 5G whores..