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[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 103 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Time to get pedantic: He says "where" not "because". These are just examples of things in the paradise city, not the criteria.

It's people thinking liking big butts somehow makes you unable to lie all over again.

[–] hessenjunge@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 6 days ago

Yep, that bluesky post gets an F on text interpretation.

[–] BassTurd@lemmy.world 39 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wait, are you telling me the lyrics aren't, "I like big butts therefore I cannot tell a lie"? I've been singing it wrong for years.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It was actually a deep discussion of sociopolitical topics of the time, if you listen to the whole album.

[–] BassTurd@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Your telling me that Sir Mix a lot has more than one song? Doubt.

[–] glandrid@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] zerofk@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Asidonhopo@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

I seem to remember some sort of Humpty Dance

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

More than one that became popular? No, much to his dismay. More than one at all? Holy crap yes, I think his discography contains no less than 4 albums.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

yeah but they're clearly the top selling points. when you describe a place you'd go for the important details. not like... "we should go to new york city; they have traffic signs and some buildings are gray"

[–] keisatsu@infosec.pub 80 points 1 week ago (4 children)

The lyrics were intended to be "where the grass is free and the girls are easy but they were told to change it if I remember correctly :)

[–] BootLoop@sh.itjust.works 54 points 1 week ago (2 children)

According to Slash it was originally "where the girls are fat, and they got big titties" but they knew it was never going to be on the release version.

[–] VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 32 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Honestly probably the most historical take on what makes a place paradise. Slash would be right at home in the early days of man, making fertility idols.

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 44 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Needed that NSFW flair, bud. Now I’m over here sporting a savage Woodrow.

[–] Icytrees@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Thanks for the new band name. A Savage Woodrow.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Woodrow Wilson was pretty fucking savage......

[–] MyNameIsIgglePiggle@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

I'm no expert but I think those faint lines used to be arms/hands? Or they just snapped off?

Don't need arms to make babies...

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Well he makes a compelling description of paradise

[–] HumanOnEarth@lemmy.ca 29 points 1 week ago

Well that makes a shitload more sense

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

where the grass is free and the girls are easy but they were told to change it if I remember correctly

That has way too many syllables.

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 37 points 1 week ago

Realistic and achievable. The secret to paradise is merely not to put it out of reach. Pretty deep message when you unpack it a little bit

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 33 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

The lyrics of the rest of the song aren't that great

 Strapped in the chair of the city's gas chamber
     Why I'm here, I can't quite remember
The Surgeon General says it's hazardous to breathe
           I'd have another cigarette
But I can't see, tell me who you're gonna believe

        Take me down to the Paradise City
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty

So either the chorus is pure sarcasm, or his day to day to life is so unbearable that he genuinely wishes to go back to a time/place where the grass is green, and a time when he was still attracted to women

[–] sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago

The chorus is a vision of an ideal world while the verse is a picture of harsh reality. It points out the fallacy of the American dream.

[–] Rachelhazideas@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)

'Grass normal color' might eventually be a luxury with global warming and ecological collapse.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The grass is part of the problem

[–] Rachelhazideas@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Lawns? Yes. Grass? No.

Native grasses are good for the ecosystem as long as it is not a monoculture.

[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I live in California where the normal color for grass is a pale brown.

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I live in the South, where the grass is extremely green and human rights are almost nonexistent

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

I come from the Midwest where the color of grass and presence of human rights are wildly inconsistent

[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And the "grass" they reefer to in the song, might just get you prison time.

[–] MarieMarion@literature.cafe 3 points 1 week ago

I see what you did. Nice.

[–] riot@fedia.io 8 points 1 week ago
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The song was originally supposed to go

Take me down to the Paradise city,

where the grass is green and the girls are pretty green also

but it didnt really flow well.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@piefed.world 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Maybe the message is that if you're easy to please, life is amazing.

[–] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 week ago

Lots of philosophers have independently come up with the idea that you can't get happiness by consuming more and more. Basically none have pushed the opposite (Ayn Rand is not a philosopher).

[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 3 points 1 week ago

You know what they say.

Wherever you go. Well.. There you are.

[–] Nikls94@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"Paradise" comes from Persian and means "beautiful garden"

[–] balsoft@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It literally means "encircling boundary wall". It then started to mean "something encircled by a wall", which often happened to be gardens, and then it started to mean "garden".

[–] Nikls94@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sooo back in the days a prison and a paradise would use the same word to describe it

[–] balsoft@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I guess it's more that the word paradise (paridayjah) could be used to describe anything encircled by a wall, whether it's a prison or a garden. I think at that time (when some form of proto-iranic was spoken) a paradise (as in heaven) would be something like hácmā.

[–] fodor@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 week ago

"Appetite for Destruction" is the album. You should also (accurately) assume that the singer is either high or drunk or both.

[–] psmgx@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

There are a lot of ugly women and ugly lawns out there.

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