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Leopards Ate My Face

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[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 124 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Don't worry Mr. Farmer, Hedge Funds will buy your distressed farms for pennies on the dollar after your suicide then profit handsomely from slave prison labour.

Enjoy hell, freakshow.

[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 25 points 5 days ago (1 children)

JD Vance's side hustle is selling American farms to foreigners.

And thank god for it. I don't want to live in a world where the Saudis can't grow alfalfa for their racehorses.

[–] JigglySackles@lemmy.world 89 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (3 children)

You voted for this numbnuts. Happily rolling like a pig in slop and cheering all the way. I can feel no sympathy. In fact, I'm elated you get to feel a fraction of the consequences of the absolute horror you helped unleash on the world. Your vote did worldwide damage. So fuck off. If you need a new job now, go be a taste tester for smith and wesson.

[–] spaghettiwestern@sh.itjust.works 43 points 5 days ago (1 children)

If you need a new job now, go be a taste tester for smith and wesson.

Really bad taste. Have an upvote.

[–] Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 5 days ago

Ain't no way I'm not stealing this line

[–] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

"But we stopped the colored from getting a house."

"Redline Realty -- when it absolutely, positively has to be White."

[–] HazardousBanjo@lemmy.world 49 points 5 days ago

Don't worry.

He can lose his entire family, entire community and all his friends to suicide due to the trade war...

and then he'll remember he voted MAGA to kill brown and trans people and he'll vote for them again.

[–] hanrahan@piefed.social 5 points 3 days ago

we’re going to need a financial bridge

Socalism for me but NOT for thee ?

or the reality will be the increases in bankruptcies, the loss of many thousands of family farms. It will even be worse with people committing suicide

GOP supporters topping themselves you say ?

[–] MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world 51 points 5 days ago

Sadly, there was no way for them to hear warnings that this might happen. This of course is because they insisted on shoving their heads up their asses, instead of listening.

Two in the thoughts, one in the prayers.

[–] MourningDove@lemmy.zip 23 points 5 days ago

Well thoughts and prayers, bud!

There. It’s all better now, right?

[–] brax@sh.itjust.works 30 points 5 days ago

I don't understand... Just pull up your bootstraps and work 20 extra jobs.

[–] bagsy@lemmy.world 34 points 5 days ago (1 children)

these selfish fuckheads wont listen to anyone, but want us all to feel sorry for their poor voting choices. they can all fuck right off. i hope they all lose their farms for voting for a rapist, facist, pedofile, conman.

[–] Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 5 days ago

Then the corpos buy them out for pennies on the dollar, no one wins but them

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 27 points 5 days ago

What a stupid motherfucker. As a farmer, I'm ashamed of being in the same industry as this half-wit. At least I'm not in the same country full of imbeciles.

Have the day you voted for, chucklefuck.

[–] Linktank@lemmy.today 29 points 5 days ago

Have the day you voted for!

[–] Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago

So long as he declares bankruptcy and forfeits his assets before he kills himself, the system will be fine with this. #workingasintended

[–] null_dot@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

But the Epstein Ballroom is gonna be pretty great though? Also Trump is going to pay himself $230m so that's good. ... and lets not forget all the poors who are being punished.

[–] jaschen306@sh.itjust.works 17 points 5 days ago

Have the day you voted for.

[–] LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe 28 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Yes, he must still be playing 4d chess with the economy, not plundering it.

[–] FunctionallyLiterate@lemmy.ca 8 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

But he's using the rulebook from checkers, which is why he's so obsessed with being "kinged."

[–] switcheroo@lemmy.world 15 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Tots and pears, assclown!

Oh wait, we can't afford tots and pears so hey hamburger helper with hot dogs it is!

[–] nkat2112@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 days ago

Lordy, this was beautiful. Please accept my up-vote.

[–] RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

This is why staying strong on Epstein is key!!!

Trump desperately wants to give the farmers the bailout those welfare queens were expecting when they voted for him.

However, he can’t because if they reopen the government they will force a content to release the files.

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 12 points 5 days ago

You feel free to go first, buddy.

Multiple just for him? Shit I just usually take a year dead for tax reasons when the fan hits the shit.

[–] ProfThadBach@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

While I am stuck in the middle of this too I have a hard time feeling sorry for them.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

He still is a Trump fan. We need more pain loaded immediately!