Don't worry Mr. Farmer, Hedge Funds will buy your distressed farms for pennies on the dollar after your suicide then profit handsomely from slave prison labour.
Enjoy hell, freakshow.
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Don't worry Mr. Farmer, Hedge Funds will buy your distressed farms for pennies on the dollar after your suicide then profit handsomely from slave prison labour.
Enjoy hell, freakshow.
JD Vance's side hustle is selling American farms to foreigners.
And thank god for it. I don't want to live in a world where the Saudis can't grow alfalfa for their racehorses.
You voted for this numbnuts. Happily rolling like a pig in slop and cheering all the way. I can feel no sympathy. In fact, I'm elated you get to feel a fraction of the consequences of the absolute horror you helped unleash on the world. Your vote did worldwide damage. So fuck off. If you need a new job now, go be a taste tester for smith and wesson.
If you need a new job now, go be a taste tester for smith and wesson.
Really bad taste. Have an upvote.
Ain't no way I'm not stealing this line

"But we stopped the colored from getting a house."
"Redline Realty -- when it absolutely, positively has to be White."
Don't worry.
He can lose his entire family, entire community and all his friends to suicide due to the trade war...
and then he'll remember he voted MAGA to kill brown and trans people and he'll vote for them again.
we’re going to need a financial bridge
Socalism for me but NOT for thee ?
or the reality will be the increases in bankruptcies, the loss of many thousands of family farms. It will even be worse with people committing suicide
GOP supporters topping themselves you say ?
Sadly, there was no way for them to hear warnings that this might happen. This of course is because they insisted on shoving their heads up their asses, instead of listening.
Two in the thoughts, one in the prayers.
Well thoughts and prayers, bud!
There. It’s all better now, right?
I don't understand... Just pull up your bootstraps and work 20 extra jobs.
these selfish fuckheads wont listen to anyone, but want us all to feel sorry for their poor voting choices. they can all fuck right off. i hope they all lose their farms for voting for a rapist, facist, pedofile, conman.
Then the corpos buy them out for pennies on the dollar, no one wins but them
What a stupid motherfucker. As a farmer, I'm ashamed of being in the same industry as this half-wit. At least I'm not in the same country full of imbeciles.
Have the day you voted for, chucklefuck.
Have the day you voted for!
So long as he declares bankruptcy and forfeits his assets before he kills himself, the system will be fine with this. #workingasintended
But the Epstein Ballroom is gonna be pretty great though? Also Trump is going to pay himself $230m so that's good. ... and lets not forget all the poors who are being punished.
Have the day you voted for.
Yes, he must still be playing 4d chess with the economy, not plundering it.
But he's using the rulebook from checkers, which is why he's so obsessed with being "kinged."
Tots and pears, assclown!
Oh wait, we can't afford tots and pears so hey hamburger helper with hot dogs it is!
Lordy, this was beautiful. Please accept my up-vote.
This is why staying strong on Epstein is key!!!
Trump desperately wants to give the farmers the bailout those welfare queens were expecting when they voted for him.
However, he can’t because if they reopen the government they will force a content to release the files.
You feel free to go first, buddy.
Multiple just for him? Shit I just usually take a year dead for tax reasons when the fan hits the shit.
While I am stuck in the middle of this too I have a hard time feeling sorry for them.
He still is a Trump fan. We need more pain loaded immediately!