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[–] Shamber@lemmy.world 7 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Oh the good old days, where the doctor telling my dad to stop smoking while he's smoking πŸ˜…

[–] flop_leash_973@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

Those little tin Burger King ones were peak.

Hotel ones with hotel ice buckets, too.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Reading the headline: Oh bullshit

Seeing the picture: Oh, OK, yes

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

I would never do you wrong.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 29 points 13 hours ago

Thank fuck smoking indoors in public spaces has been banned in Brazil since 1997, I can't stand the smell

[–] ODGreen@lemmy.ca 15 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

All the glass ashtrays are like 10% lead too.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 6 points 10 hours ago

that's why they are delicious

[–] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

May as well sprinkle a little lead induced brain damage on top of the lung cancer.

[–] ContriteErudite@lemmy.world 4 points 10 hours ago

Licking restaurant ashtrays is just what we kids did back then. We didn't know any better!

[–] tidderuuf@lemmy.world 63 points 21 hours ago (5 children)

Whenever older folks tell me they want to return to what the U.S. was like I think about the times I had to ask for a non-smoking table only to wait an extra 10 minutes just to sit somewhere where I could still smell the sweet aroma of stale cigarettes like a pound of ash that was fermented with moldy potatoes being stuffed up my nostrils.

[–] derry@midwest.social 1 points 4 hours ago

After having to stroll through the smoking section none the less

Every once in a while I remember that people could smoke on airplanes and trains and I am so thankful that that fucking bullshit is over. My god, that was some awful shit.

[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 17 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Or actually sitting in the smoking section because your folks are smokers. Blech!

That smell gets on everything.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 hours ago

Hope your lungs made it out of there ok. My friends mom died from lung cancer, but the kids are mostly ok so far. Sad part was she was a nurse who smoked like a chimney pretty much right up until death.

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 28 points 20 hours ago

Somehow underselling how much it sucked.

[–] FriskyDingo@sh.itjust.works -1 points 12 hours ago

Counter point- I miss being able to smoke in bars

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 13 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, we did a lot of stealing back then. Ashtrays, glasses, towels. Steal steal steal.

Cigarettes still suck. I would never talk to strangers but I'm pointing it out to them if I see them throwing cigarette butts.

[–] bstix 12 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

Stolen ashtrays etc. was almost free marketing distribution.

[–] Chais@sh.itjust.works 11 points 17 hours ago

And nothing of value was lost.

[–] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 38 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

I still remember a Burger King with smoking and non-smoking seating areas. As if anything ever kept the smoke on the smoking side of the room.

I served at a restaurant that had this. Not only was the entire dining room a de-facto smoking area, despite the zoning, but it mattered for nothing if your section was smoking or not. Between the constant smell of fry grease and cigarettes, I wanted to burn my uniform after every shift. And since I was depending on a low paying job, guess how often laundry happened? :(

PSA: Tipping culture is a problem, but so are server wages. Please help 'em out; their job is miserable.

[–] Triumph@fedia.io 31 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

There used to be smoking and non-smoking sections on airplanes.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 1 points 10 hours ago

But they have HEPA filters way back in the tail section!

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 10 points 20 hours ago

I remember siting down at fast food restaurants and playing with the little free matchbook sitting in the ashtray.

(Playing meaning reading it and looking at it, I would have been throttled right there if I tried to light one of the matches.)

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 22 points 23 hours ago

I can smell this picture.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 19 points 23 hours ago
[–] mvilain@fedia.io 10 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Nana had a bunch of ash trays from Vegas casinos. They were much classier that these things. And I seriously doubt she ever ate at any of these places in her life.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 10 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

But those casinos stank just as bad, because stale cigarette smoke out-ranks cheap food

[–] CoopaLoopa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 7 hours ago

Those casinos still stink. Smoking in casinos in Vegas is still allowed.

Had to walk through the casino to get food at my hotel. My clothes absolutely reeked of stale cigarettes from the couple minutes it took.

[–] Triumph@fedia.io 9 points 22 hours ago

I had some of those, plus the disposable gold foil ones from McDonald's.

Nothing like Arby’s and a live one

[–] Steve@startrek.website 3 points 19 hours ago

Arby’s twice

[–] Onyxonblack@lemmy.zip 2 points 18 hours ago

Bottom-left on every scavenger hunt.