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[–] ImTryingLemmy@lemmy.world 228 points 2 years ago (4 children)

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[–] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 48 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] harmsy@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago (8 children)

That or it traps me in captcha hell and won't let me see anything. WTF, man?

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[–] x4740N@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

12ft.io/https://www.cnn.com/2023/12/06/business/chipotle-attacker-sentenced-to-fast-food-job/index.html

Does this work ?

[–] ImTryingLemmy@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (4 children)

Yes it did, thanks. I've seen people use 1ft.io also

edit: lol that lady is a bitch but I'd have told the judge to just sit me for the whole sentence. Eat shit dude, I'm not working fucking fast food. Of course, I don't treat anyone like shit no matter the occupation

[–] ericisshort@lemmy.world 29 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Most of all, I feel bad for the fast food workers and patrons that have to deal with her during her two months.

[–] ImTryingLemmy@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

Fuck, I hope she gets stuck on fry duty

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[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 125 points 2 years ago (4 children)

How will the logistics of this work? Are there fast-food restaurants that would accept a privileged Karen with anger management issues as a member of their team? After all, they have a business with tight margins to run, and this sounds like a huge liability.

[–] MrShankles@reddthat.com 118 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Free labor, and keep her away from customers. Cleaning, prepping, whatever. If she causes problems, she violates probation and serves the rest of time in prison. Give the store an incentive to deal with her. With thin margins, I'd take those odds. Fuck threatening to fire; if you fuck up, you go back to prison. "Now clean the damn fryer's like your freedom depended on it"

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 85 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Don't keep her from customers. Let the Karen deal with the Karens. Poetic justice.

[–] Nepenthe@kbin.social 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)

While it is funny, I don't think that the punishment for her in this article will really amount to much. If she had the kind of empathy necessary to relate that experience with what she put others through, she wouldn't have done it in the first place.

Whatever customers like herself that she comes across, I think it's a 50/50 whether she spends her time doing nothing but exacerbating problems and causing regular scenes or siding with "her people" and breaking rules, stealing, etc. out of spite.

Agree with MrShankles it has to be under threat of breaking probation to even work. Ultimately, she needs more reform than just receiving identical abuse in turn.

[–] wildginger@lemmy.myserv.one 40 points 2 years ago

Lots of people only experience empathy for other people when they are directly involved or confronted with those people.

Like all those stories of homophobes who reform after learning a loved one is gay. They need their nose shoved in it before they could even picture someone elses viewpoint, but if you do that then they do empathize.

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[–] EatYouWell@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Many, many fast food restaurants are super short staffed because no one wants to do the job at the current market rate. If she actually tried she could find one in a day.

Also, fast food margins really aren't that tight.

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[–] KnowledgeableNip@leminal.space 10 points 2 years ago

The article says she has yet to find the job.

Good luck finding someone to hire you for only two months as punishment for abuse. I'm sure they're scrambling for predetermined extremely short term employment from a toxic pile.

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[–] Fleur__@lemmy.world 97 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)
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[–] IanSomnia@lemmy.world 87 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Some little leagues have a similar rule. If a parent verbally abuses an umpire enough that parent must umpire a certain number of games to see just how hard it is. Punishment fits the crime perfectly.

[–] schmidtster@lemmy.world 63 points 2 years ago (1 children)

My kids little league tried that, lasted a game before they realized that having a biased ref that doesn’t know the rules doesn’t make for a fun experience for the kids.

One of those sounds great in theory things, which is why it’s probably such a popular fallacy to spread.

[–] IanSomnia@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Ah that sucks. I guess I should have seen that coming. Some people just won't learn =/ I wish there was a better way to prevent these parents from ruining the game for everyone.

[–] schmidtster@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

Kick them out, and if it becomes an issue unfortunately the kid may need to go to so everyone else’s experience isn’t diminished.

Hopefully the parent learns after spending money on a few.

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[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 72 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Her attorney, Joseph O’Malley, said his client had no criminal record before the incident and that she is truly sorry for her actions that day.

“Let’s give her the opportunity to not let this one day define the rest of her life,” he told CNN.

Righhhht. No way she always treat fast food (and other services industry) employees that way, and this is just the first time it escalated to court.

[–] Squizzy@lemmy.world 47 points 2 years ago (2 children)

She's likely a cunt, but why ruin people's futures when you can have teachable moments, this sentencing is brilliant and should have been a bit longer.

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago

And let's not forget she's also spending a month in jail before being released to work fast food.

What she did was horrible, but she's definitely not getting off free.

[–] RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The amount of people I know who have worked, or currently work, retail and food service yet still treat workers like shit is an indication to me that some people just don't have a natural capacity for empathy and this sort of teaching moment will not work on them.

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[–] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 70 points 2 years ago (11 children)

Everyone should be forced to work a service industry job for at least six months when they're teenagers. It helps you develop a healthy misanthropy

[–] PaperTowel@lemm.ee 32 points 2 years ago

Absolutely my first job was fast food, and I had no clue the level of entitlement of some people. Some people treat fast food employees like they're not even people.

[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 16 points 2 years ago

That sounds like a way for service industries to exploit their workforce even more; if people have to work them, then competition for those jobs would rise, especially during non school hours. Plus, if school is any indication, kids would put it basically no effort if they have to work there and cant just be fired (and if they can, what happens if they are and therefore cannot complete the six months?). I dont think itd really reduce the entitlement either, itd just become "Ive done my service work so I'm entitled to act however I want, kid!" from those kinds of customers anyway.

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[–] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 37 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Everyone should have at least one bad service job once in their life.

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[–] voidMainVoid@lemmy.world 37 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I thought we had laws against cruel and unusual punishment.

[–] Vorticity@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

This is part of a plea bargain. She had a choice of three months in jail or one month in jail and two months working a fast food job. She had a choice between a "normal" three month sentence or this "unusual" sentence.

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[–] mateomaui@reddthat.com 27 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

now that’s justice

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Gilligan told CNN he’s not sure Hayne is as sorry as she claimed to be in court, pointing out that she was still complaining about the food during the hearing.

“She still has not picked up that this is not appropriate,” Gilligan told CNN Wednesday.

“You didn’t get your burrito bowl the way you like it, and this is how you respond?” he told Hayne during the hearing. He suggested she’s not going to be happy with the food she’s about to get in jail.

I like this judge.

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[–] SnugZebras@lemmy.blahaj.zone 27 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I love the comment from Chipotle about justice being served.

[–] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 27 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Justice is a dish best served... with a side of chips and our famous guacamole, and a 20oz fountain drink!

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Justice is extra, is that okay?

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[–] magnetosphere@kbin.social 19 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

The length of time is good, too. It takes you about a month to get competent, and another month to realize that no, it doesn’t matter how good you get. The job sucks regardless.

I hope they put her on register so she gets lots of face time with lovely customers like herself. No fair if she hides in back making guacamole all day!

[–] brihuang95@sopuli.xyz 16 points 2 years ago

This is actually very fitting

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

ummm, restaurant owners/managers may be thanks but not thanks with her services

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[–] theodewere@kbin.social 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

that's brutal.. serve quesadillas with a smile or go to jail.. we need a film crew to follow this saga daily..

[–] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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