vampirsm

For hacking every server in the world and making quadrillions

lol

~~Arrested~~ Placed into a mental institution* for the psychopathic / sociopathic actions that boiled down to killing everyone and everything, everywhere, using every weapon accessible. They were all evil.

I am the Postal dude.

Making thumbnail images

Dunno if genocides are punished in hell. I dont think theres someone in there to arrest me anyway

Saving the planet

I'm locked up for invading north Korea with high tech supersuits and killing tons of soldiers.

Fighting with flying robots who are protecting supposedly scarce and valuable resources that are in fact not worth a dime, restore after a few minutes and are only needed for quests

Assult with attempted murder. Pondering the orb. Casting spells. (We love them) (YOMI Hustle)

Trespassing the chernobyl exclusion zone. Maybe murder and/or spying.

Meandering about and pestering people with questions while having an internal dialogue with personified concepts.

😈

I'll be locked up for massacring an army of undead, monkeys, dragons, elementals, and more - all to the thrumming beat of my own heart.

Poaching various wildlife and crafting dangerous weapons out of thier remains. Also possibly B&E, theft, & manslaughter, depending on what sort of lawyers those bandits have.