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[โ€“] the_grass_trainer@lemmy.world 97 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Imagine growing up in a household that shit talked Republicans hardcore, and then 12 years after leaving home finding out that dad is a Trump supporter ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ

[โ€“] Waldowal@lemmy.world 39 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Did he hit his head? The lead kick in?

I'm only half joking. I had a neighbor who I used to describe as slightly conservative-leaning. He suffered a brain injury on the job and is now a full tilt QAnon MAGA goofball.

[โ€“] db2@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There are several studies that clearly show political conservatism is legit brain damage. It's insidious too because their afraid of everything including admitting they have a problem so they never get help.

[โ€“] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Are you talking about the one showing conservatives tend to have an underdeveloped sense of empathy, or are there other studies?

[โ€“] db2@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's part of it, also their brains have actual scar tissue and they have enlarged amygdalae so they're in a constant state of fear.

I wish i knew. Both of my parents became the kinds of people i was raised NOT to be.

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[โ€“] Mesophar@lemm.ee 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Godforbid you're him, amirite?

[โ€“] jballs@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 year ago (3 children)

How does that even happen?

[โ€“] Asafum@feddit.nl 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Too much fox news.

It happened to my dad too. He got hurt and was basically sitting in front of the TV all day being brainwashed to hate "the left."

My parents were always a bit right but they still could function. Could have a normal conversation or do an activity with them. 2010 thanksgiving was the last time I saw them and fox killed whatever was left in them.

[โ€“] the_grass_trainer@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

My guess is Dad was waiting for the right person to validate some very prejudice beliefs.

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[โ€“] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

I knew a guy who was a philosophy major and his friend group was a bunch of atheist skeptics, so he knew all about logical fallacies and so on. He took a hard right turn into Pizzagate territory once Trump took office and now believes everything short of Flat Earth. (And maybe that, too. We haven't talked in a loooooong time.)

The only way it makes sense to me is to think that if you have no moral compass, you'll go whichever way the wind blows. Humans like to think that we're rational, logical beings (even if nobody else is), but the truth is that we're all driven by emotion. Strong values, such as a love of truth and hatred of bigotry, are what keep people from descending into this nonsense, not mere logic.

[โ€“] taiyang@lemmy.world 39 points 1 year ago (2 children)

One of my old MMO friends came out as a MAGA after a year of raiding together. Tbh, it kind of didn't matter since we were killing shit in a game and it just didn't come up unless I was mentioning watching certain political satire shows. He wasn't an outstanding guy, but I've played with much worse people and would still consider him a friend.

Don't play with him anymore, but that was because of his other terrible life choices, going all in on playing League.

[โ€“] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Playing League > MAGA. Not surprising

[โ€“] idunnololz@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hey I've been playing since season 2 and... Anyways I'm not a Republican.

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[โ€“] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A guy at my D&D table went that way. Kinda glad the nights he doesn't come tbh. Just feel dirty associating with someone like that outside of work.

Oh hi it's you. My wife is an immigrant, my sister-in-law is trans, I'm an angry atheist and my life work is in the environmental sector. You hate my wife, my religion, my sister-in-law, and my career. Yet here I am spending time with you freely.

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[โ€“] db2@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago

I'm sorry that happened to you. It's a mental disease that hopefully gets recognized as such before everyone's dead including them, by their own hands.

[โ€“] HerrVorragend@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Shouldnโ€™t the hats and slogan say MAGAA this time?

I mean, Trump had 4 years already.

[โ€“] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

Did he attempt to Make America Great Again and fail? Or did he make it great, it immediately stopped being great once Biden took office, and now it has to be made great again?

[โ€“] RogueBanana@lemmy.zip 24 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I read that as mage hat and was wondering what you got against d&d players

Rolls d12 summons tryrask

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[โ€“] bdp@lemmynsfw.com 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

oc

TWO watermarks

Yeah okay

[โ€“] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I make fake watermarks for my own OC because i think its funny. Please try to find an earlier posting of this picture

I appreciate this kind of humor, well played

[โ€“] 20hzservers@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Now that's some twice baked OC ๐Ÿ˜‚

[โ€“] niktemadur@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I like to put watermarks in the middle of songs in my playlists, like a lion's roar in the back with a Steven Hawking-like voice in the fore, saying some flat 'n' plastic-positive thing like "oh yeah!".

[โ€“] aesthelete@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

An "awful wallful" is when you log back into Facebook for the first time in a decade and your entire friendlist have become QAnon believers.

[โ€“] OldWoodFrame@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago (3 children)

If you ever see me in a sincere political hat, feel free to strike me down. It's just so weird.

Wear a cowboy hat if you want people to assume you're conservative.

[โ€“] awwwyissss@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I wear a cowboy hat so folks know they mess with me their cattle gon get rustled.

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[โ€“] StuffYouFear@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I wear a cowboy hat because it hot outside and its Texas

[โ€“] Jubei_K_08@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I wear a cowboy hat for the sun though.

This is why I only hang out with people i haven't met yet.

[โ€“] InternetUser2012@midwest.social 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"So, yeah, Fred, you're going to have to remove the dunce cap before we go out"

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[โ€“] therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I thought this said manga hat and it's more fitting

[โ€“] Gakomi@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I thought the same thing and no it's not!

[โ€“] Spider89@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (4 children)
[โ€“] GluWu@lemm.ee 26 points 1 year ago

My Ass Got AIDS

[โ€“] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Make Attorneys Get Attorneys

[โ€“] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I thought it was My Attorney Got Arrested.

First one, then the other.

Attorney singularity

[โ€“] cheesorist@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[โ€“] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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Not in person, but I see on Facebook an old mate who seems to flirt with homophobia/transphobia.

[โ€“] residentmarchant@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I would like to think they wore it in the Larry David sense....maybe they just don't like you that much

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