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[–] lowleveldata@programming.dev 252 points 1 year ago (6 children)

It'd be impressive if they fire it at like half the speed of light

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 76 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I mean, any other non-c speed really.

[–] Glowstick@lemmy.world 103 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Actually, c is the speed of light in a vacuum, but light travels slower through a medium, like air. So lasers shot through air will actually travel slower than c.

[–] Bassman1805@lemmy.world 57 points 1 year ago (2 children)

(For anyone curious, the speed of light in earth air is like 99.97% as fast as in vacuum)

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Bunch of nerds in this thread.

[–] Vilian@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 year ago (3 children)

You're in science_memes what did you expected?

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[–] DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Maybe it's going to be space lasers.

[–] 5oap10116@lemmy.world 34 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Do you know what the religious affiliation of these space lasers will be?

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You have a lot of chutzpah to ask such a question. Oy! What would your mother say?

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[–] shasta@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] Eril@feddit.org 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I would be especially interested in speeds larger than c 🙂

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Would you accept 10,000 times slower than the speed of light?

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[–] Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 116 points 1 year ago (6 children)

I have a dollar store laser pointer than can also travel at the speed of light

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 41 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Pssh, I have a 30 year old flashlight that can do the same.

[–] dandu3@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wait until you learn how old my sun is

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Your sun's light can travel at the speed of light?

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago
  • Claims to travel at the speed of light.

  • Still takes eight minutes to get here.

Sus.

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[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 19 points 1 year ago (5 children)

The laser pointer can travel the light of speed? If you turn it on, does the laser not come out of the laser pointer?

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[–] mononomi@feddit.nl 110 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The army trembling when I bring a mirror

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 82 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 73 points 1 year ago

SUPER.

HOT.

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[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 81 points 1 year ago (8 children)

I have wifi router that emits microwaves at the speed of light.

[–] Muscar@discuss.online 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Pffft, I have a microwave that emits microwaves at microwave speeds to microwave things.

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[–] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 70 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Impressive. The future is awesome! Can we maybe apply this to regular light too? Maybe even green light? Or purple? I'm so excited.

[–] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 35 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

When you go from green to purple, the light gets more excited too.

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[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well, for the green light we already have FTL tech, it was invented and perfected by the car behind you as you are waiting for the light to turn green.

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[–] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 38 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

According to the Gell-Mann amnesia effect, the same people also write about politics, environment and society.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 9 points 1 year ago (4 children)

That sounds neat, I won't look it up

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[–] julianh@lemm.ee 23 points 1 year ago

Wait until they see the speaker that makes noise at the speed of sound.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Honestly I'd be more impressed by the Star Wars kind that go about thirty miles an hour.

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[–] SandmanXC@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Wake me up when I can buy a lightsaber.

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[–] OpenStars@discuss.online 18 points 1 year ago

Meanwhile, this headline goes at the speed of clicks:-).

[–] cheddar@programming.dev 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

This picture got so much compression artifacts just in 3 days lol.

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[–] rustyfish@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 11 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Has Science Really Gone Too Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?

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[–] cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Easy there, that’s quite a can of worms you’re tipping over.

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[–] MTK@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

I can run at the speed of running, where is my headline?

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