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[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 35 points 3 months ago (1 children)

What is a horse but a short necked giraffe snd we know those aren’t real.

[–] nonfuinoncuro@lemm.ee 8 points 3 months ago

um excuse me your picture can't be correct as birds aren't real

[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 3 months ago (2 children)

That makes me wonder. I haven't even been to like most of the countries on the planet, how do I even know they are real? 🤔

I never even met any of you irl, how do I know y'all aren't bots? 🤔🤔🤔

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 22 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That's ridiculous, how can you say we're all bSTACK OVERFLOW ERROR #1033. REBOOTING. PLEASE DO NOT TURN OFF YOUR DEVICE.

[–] VitabytesDev@feddit.nl 3 points 3 months ago

That's exactly what a bot would say.

[–] Jiggle_Physics@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

You can rest assured I am not a bot, as you are just a figment of my imagination.

[–] kamen@lemmy.world 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Look at my horse, my horse is amazing

[–] Zip2@feddit.uk 7 points 3 months ago

Give it a lick, it tastes just like raisins.

[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago

Hbomberguy intensifies

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 13 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

No way, birbs are not real bc drones. But proof that horshs are real:

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[–] lugal@lemmy.ml 12 points 3 months ago

This is a psy op from the government because it's so obviously wrong that it makes bird truthers look like idiots too, which we are not. If it flies, it spies. "If it gallops, it spies" neither rhymes nor does it make sense. See how fake it is!

[–] LEONHART@slrpnk.net 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] rustydomino@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Take your upvote and gtfo

[–] assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

List of things that don’t exist:

  • Horses
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[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 3 months ago

I don't have to believe in horses, I bought an Electric Monk to believe in things for me since believing things is exhausting.

[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 8 points 3 months ago

that is a bumper sticker clearly not a horse

[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

If horses aren't real then where is the power coming from the car's engine? Checkmate.

[–] BruceTwarzen@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago

Horses just measure the power, they don't produce it. Read a book

[–] HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

its true, have you ever seen a horse? they're made up animals, no real animal would ever look like that.

except maybe a donkey

[–] Korne127@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago (3 children)

have you ever seen a horse?

yes!

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Are you sure it was a horse and not two people in a horse costume?

[–] Korne127@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Yes ~~I'm not talking about the pet play~~

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 4 points 3 months ago

Be careful, conservatives may be coming for you next! 🙃

[–] oo1@lemmings.world 3 points 3 months ago
[–] horse_tranquilizers@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 months ago (4 children)
[–] Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago

Ketamine hallucinations?

[–] smeenz@lemmy.nz 3 points 3 months ago

Found Sarah Jessica Parker's lemmy account

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I havent snorted myself yet

[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Snort me like one of your French girls

[–] Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Maybe they just really like the horse blankets thickness

[–] 69420@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Textile joke. Nice.

[–] dan1101@lemm.ee 7 points 3 months ago

They are just large dogs, not a separate species.

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Horses are just imaginary unicorns.

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[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

That's probably just a brown donkey 🐴. The things they can do with paint these days.

[–] AusatKeyboardPremi@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

I too am a horse denier.

I always deny a horse.

[–] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

🎶Goodbye horses!🎶

🎶You don't exist at all!🎶

[–] Abnorc@lemm.ee 4 points 3 months ago

They’re going to be in for a rude awakening when horses start eating people.

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Has he met Megan?

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 3 points 3 months ago (3 children)
[–] xavier666@lemm.ee 3 points 3 months ago

President of Turkmenistan: Yes

[–] Suavevillain@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

I don't think I've laughed at an image this hard in a min.

[–] Illegalmexicant@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Of course they aren't real. Just ask Joe.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

This Joe? Because I'm pretty sure he is a horse.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 months ago

Is this a joke on the birds aren't real thing?

[–] Veneroso@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago
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